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2026-08-12 Science & Technology

Scientists Just Created an Artificial Brain Cell That Can Talk to Real Brains

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Posted by Besoeker 2026-08-12 06:37|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [239 views ] Top

1 The single brain cell keeps asking for a mullet and some cutoff shorts.

Posted by Super Hose 2026-08-12 07:22|| 2026-08-12 07:22|| Front Page Top

2 Eventually, it will learn to say "Dude!".

Posted by SteveS 2026-08-12 08:53|| 2026-08-12 08:53|| Front Page Top

3
Ability to implant thoughts next?

Posted by NN2N1 2026-08-12 09:24|| 2026-08-12 09:24|| Front Page Top

4 ^ maybe just decision weights from the 5th column.

Posted by Skidmark 2026-08-12 10:03|| 2026-08-12 10:03|| Front Page Top

5 Why is the artificial cell telling my other cells I'm trans?

(You think I'm joking. Things like that WILL be pushed by the programmed cell.)

Posted by DarthVader 2026-08-12 10:53|| 2026-08-12 10:53|| Front Page Top

6 Get the artificial one to work and share it amongst the Dimmoc*nts.

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2026-08-12 11:05|| 2026-08-12 11:05|| Front Page Top

7 Prob will die before it finds a real brain.

Posted by Skidmark 2026-08-12 21:46|| 2026-08-12 21:46|| Front Page Top

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