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2026-08-12 -Short Attention Span Theater-

AOC Split from Longtime Fiancé Before Frozen Egg Plan

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Posted by Frank G 2026-08-12 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [353 views ] Top
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1 What I needed before retiring - a little humor.

Rantburg - a little something for everybody!

Posted by Bobby 2026-08-12 00:32|| 2026-08-12 00:32|| Front Page Top

2
A short list of possible reasons
* He's too white for her voters.
* He's too male looking for her voters.
* He does not like cold eggs ☺.
or she going to go LGBT? for needed votes.

Posted by NN2N1 2026-08-12 05:51|| 2026-08-12 05:51|| Front Page Top

3 Guy saw Alien versus Predator and had too many teeth nightmares.

Posted by Super Hose 2026-08-12 07:19|| 2026-08-12 07:19|| Front Page Top

4 As reported in the press. Who believes the press these days?

Posted by Procopius2k 2026-08-12 07:46|| 2026-08-12 07:46|| Front Page Top

5 Who gives a fuck who she is spreading her legs for?

Posted by DarthVader 2026-08-12 09:18|| 2026-08-12 09:18|| Front Page Top

6 ^Or if she does at all?

Posted by Grom the Reflective 2026-08-12 09:30|| 2026-08-12 09:30|| Front Page Top

7 Now every gay couple can have their very own little AOC/2.

Posted by swksvolFF 2026-08-12 09:57|| 2026-08-12 09:57|| Front Page Top

8 Inside the Quietly Lucrative Business of Donating Human Eggs

Posted by Skidmark 2026-08-12 10:22|| 2026-08-12 10:22|| Front Page Top

9 OK, Riley, here's the deal. You can marry AOC or you can keep your man card. You cannot do both.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2026-08-12 12:42|| 2026-08-12 12:42|| Front Page Top

10 They were about to get in trouble with the House Ethics Committee (yeah, I know) over sometimes saying he's a spouse (for clearances), and when filing income statements saying he's not.
They may still be cohabing for all I know.

Posted by ed in texas 2026-08-12 14:34|| 2026-08-12 14:34|| Front Page Top

11 So when the present world ends in 2031 (AOC gave us 12 years in 2019), she will still have a potential to be a mommy in the post apocalypse world.

Posted by Lord Garth 2026-08-12 18:15|| 2026-08-12 18:15|| Front Page Top

Posted by Grom the Reflective 2026-08-12 18:26|| 2026-08-12 18:26|| Front Page Top

13 A new haka, Grom? I like it.

Posted by Knuckles Grundy 2026-08-12 19:03|| 2026-08-12 19:03|| Front Page Top

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