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2026-05-02 -Short Attention Span Theater-

WATCH: Impatient Senior Motorist Charged with Sideswiping Bicyclists in Rural Georgia

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Posted by Skidmark 2026-05-02 07:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1793 views ] Top

1 I can totally understand wanting to run those assholes down.

Posted by chris 2026-05-02 07:16|| 2026-05-02 07:16|| Front Page Top

2 Assholes in clown suits.

Posted by no mo uro 2026-05-02 08:18|| 2026-05-02 08:18|| Front Page Top

3 To me it looks like the cyclist gang passed backwards by being slow and are at fault for disregarding the double line.

Totally a soccer dive. And look how straight down Betty goes, they doing what, 5mph?

Posted by swksvolFF 2026-05-02 09:22|| 2026-05-02 09:22|| Front Page Top

4 But you can tell from his mugshot that he's totally repentant and remorseful. Maybe he'll get a Biden judge and be OR'd.

Posted by Ho Chi Thraitle3849 2026-05-02 09:49|| 2026-05-02 09:49|| Front Page Top

5 Looks like a double-yellow to me.

Perhaps he'll regain some "patience" sitting in a jail cell for a few months.

Posted by Besoeker 2026-05-02 10:00|| 2026-05-02 10:00|| Front Page Top

6 Everyone's at fault. The motorist shouldn't have run any of them over and they shouldn't have been taking up all that space on the road.

Posted by Chantry 2026-05-02 10:12|| 2026-05-02 10:12|| Front Page Top

7 Fuck those bastards! I hope he has already bonded out and can we send him to a "protest"?

Posted by chris 2026-05-02 10:13|| 2026-05-02 10:13|| Front Page Top

8 Or ship him to east Cobb, plenty of those assholes here.

Posted by chris 2026-05-02 10:15|| 2026-05-02 10:15|| Front Page Top

9 To properly appreciate bicycle riders you have to be a pedestrian.

Posted by Grom the Affective 2026-05-02 10:16|| 2026-05-02 10:16|| Front Page Top

10 At #8: Wahhahahahahah, gasp. Whahahahhaaha.

Posted by Besoeker 2026-05-02 10:23|| 2026-05-02 10:23|| Front Page Top

11

But he did pass on a double yellow line.
😇 😏

Posted by NN2N1 2026-05-02 11:11|| 2026-05-02 11:11|| Front Page Top

12 Perfectly entitled to ride three across in lanes maintained by gas taxes they don't pay. Prolly Vegans, too.

Posted by Frank G 2026-05-02 11:13|| 2026-05-02 11:13|| Front Page Top

13
BTW: That wasn't you Besoeker, was it? 😀

Posted by NN2N1 2026-05-02 11:14|| 2026-05-02 11:14|| Front Page Top

14 Pro Tip: Open the side door to get more. The cyclists are on the wrong side of the road so they won't see it coming.

Posted by Regular joe 2026-05-02 12:14|| 2026-05-02 12:14|| Front Page Top

15 Pro Tip: Open the side door to get more. The cyclists are on the wrong side of the road so they won't see it coming.

Posted by Regular joe 2026-05-02 12:15|| 2026-05-02 12:15|| Front Page Top

16 Pro Tip: Open the side door to get more. The cyclists are on the wrong side of the road so they won't see it coming.

Posted by Regular joe 2026-05-02 12:15|| 2026-05-02 12:15|| Front Page Top

17 Sorry about the three-peat! I don't know why that happened nor how to fix.

Posted by Regular joe 2026-05-02 12:17|| 2026-05-02 12:17|| Front Page Top

18 That's OK, Joe. It's a good tip.

In California, on roads where there isn't room for a bike lane, they've started painting big pictures of bicycles on the road to indicate that motorists must share that lane with the bicyclists. You get behind those fools and you just have to wait for a safe opportunity to pass them. Yes, it is most annoying.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2026-05-02 13:02|| 2026-05-02 13:02|| Front Page Top

19 It raises the basic question…does road biking make you an asshole or is it that assholes road bike?

Posted by Remoteman 2026-05-02 14:14|| 2026-05-02 14:14|| Front Page Top

20 Skinny little men in Spandex, what's not to dislike ?

Posted by Besoeker 2026-05-02 18:03|| 2026-05-02 18:03|| Front Page Top

21 It raises the basic question…does road biking make you an asshole or is it that assholes road bike?

Ah, the Suburu Paradox.

Posted by swksvolFF 2026-05-02 18:08|| 2026-05-02 18:08|| Front Page Top

22 big pictures of bicycles on the road

Pre-homicide chalk marking?

Posted by Procopius2k 2026-05-02 19:54|| 2026-05-02 19:54|| Front Page Top

23 I knew a long time bicyclist. He said if you bike long enough you will probably get hit by a car.

Posted by JohnQC 2026-05-02 22:19|| 2026-05-02 22:19|| Front Page Top

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