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2026-04-25 -Short Attention Span Theater-

An American businessman was trampled to death by a herd of elephants while hunting in Africa

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Posted by badanov 2026-04-25 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1771 views ] Top

1 The businessman's body will be returned to his homeland in California.

In a smashburger box.

Posted by Skidmark 2026-04-25 00:42|| 2026-04-25 00:42|| Front Page Top

2 *knock knock*

"Delivery: We have Mr. Dosio's body"
"Just slip it under the door"

Posted by Frank G 2026-04-25 03:56|| 2026-04-25 03:56|| Front Page Top

3 So, got what you came for?

Posted by ed in texas 2026-04-25 08:06|| 2026-04-25 08:06|| Front Page Top

4 Do they still do the Darwin Awards? That Namibian woman might get a few votes.

Posted by DooDahMan 2026-04-25 13:00|| 2026-04-25 13:00|| Front Page Top

5 Riding in a jeep on safari in Kruger, South Africa game park. A heard of elephants crossed the path in front. A baby elephant faced the jeep and flapped its ears. A mother elephant came up behind it and started flapping its ears. The driver put it in reverse and quickly backed out of the area. The ear flap was a pre-attack movement.

Posted by Ols Salty 2026-04-25 13:56|| 2026-04-25 13:56|| Front Page Top

6 /\ Dankie vir die wenk my bro. Doubt I'll be going back soon, but good know.

Posted by Besoeker 2026-04-25 14:00|| 2026-04-25 14:00|| Front Page Top

7 Elephants won that round.

Posted by DarthVader 2026-04-25 18:25|| 2026-04-25 18:25|| Front Page Top

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