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2026-08-10 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Arizona Shake Shack Worker Robbed Store at Gunpoint, Got Arrested Days Later During His Next Shift

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Posted by Frank G 2026-08-10 10:01|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [203 views ] Top
File under: Nut Jobs

1 ...Not getting any smarter, are they?

Oh, and:

33-year-old Keondre Simmons

I think I see his problem.

Mike

Posted by MikeKozlowski 2026-08-10 10:59|| 2026-08-10 10:59|| Front Page Top

2 Keondre

I wonder which is worse, going through life with a weird name or being raised by the kind of parents that would give their kid a weird name.

Posted by SteveS 2026-08-10 12:16|| 2026-08-10 12:16|| Front Page Top

3 They say the dumbest think if they make it home without being arrested, they are safe when they make it to homebase.

Posted by mossomo 2026-08-10 12:50|| 2026-08-10 12:50|| Front Page Top

4 Just thinking out loud... Maybe Keondre is not as dumb as he is. Consider that he has a solid alibi. If the cops ask "Where were you on Monday?", he can honestly say "I was at work".

Posted by SteveS 2026-08-10 18:44|| 2026-08-10 18:44|| Front Page Top

5 ^ Oh, SNAP!

Posted by Frank G 2026-08-10 18:46|| 2026-08-10 18:46|| Front Page Top

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