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2025-07-04 -Great Cultural Revolution

Disqualified Lia Thomas Asks If He Can Still Just Hang Out Naked In The Olympic Women's Locker Rooms

[Babylon Bee] STATE COLLEGE, PA — After the Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS) made a shocking ruling on Thursday that Lia Thomas, a man, would not be allowed to compete on the U.S. women's Olympic team, Thomas requested further clarification on whether he might be allowed to still just hang out naked in the women's locker room on occasion or something like that.

"That's fine if I can't compete, but can I, maybe, I dunno, just hang out naked in the women's locker room?" said Thomas to the committee, according to sources. "I can, you know, help with the swimming gear and towels and whatnot. And I'd be naked while I'm doing it. No big deal."

"That shouldn't be too much to ask for a brave trans pioneer like me."

Thomas's request to lurk in the locker room invoked the spirit of Pride Month, saying all he wants is the right to creep out women while at the same time indulging in his own gross fetish even if he won't be allowed to humiliate those women in competitive sports.

At publishing time, Planet Fitness and 24 Hour Fitness had both reached out to tell him he's welcome to hang out naked in their women's locker rooms any time.

Lookiing at that photo, I have to ask: given he put up with the pain to have his chest — and presumably the rest of his body — waxed, why did he not wax his facial hair as well? It’s not that much more of a committment.

Posted by Frank G 2025-07-04 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| ||Comments [63 views ] Top
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#1 Only if he remove his 'ding dong' and spires as well before entering the girls locker room!

Posted by Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2025-07-04 04:18|| 2025-07-04 04:18|| Front Page || Comments Top

#2

BB humor or likely ?

These mentally ill perverted POS agenda types has and will continue to cost the LSD's many votes.

The DNC as it is today is dead in the America.

Given, there are more practicing Christians, Jews and Muslims, than Liberals, atheist, evil or agnostics.

Posted by NN2N1 2025-07-04 07:08|| 2025-07-04 07:08|| Front Page || Comments Top

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