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2026-05-15 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Clem+Elmish4239 2026-05-15 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1868 views ] Top

1 Missing Legislators

Between April 20, 2026 and May 13, 2026, Wilson missed 43 of 43 roll call votes (100%). She last voted on April 17, 2026.

Many more at the link.

Posted by Skidmark 2026-05-15 01:22|| 2026-05-15 01:22|| Front Page Top

2 Can’t we point her out? She’s exceeded 3 days no call no show.

Also, why are people in Florida wearing ridiculous cowboy hats? Is she ranching gators?

Posted by Super Hose 2026-05-15 06:14|| 2026-05-15 06:14|| Front Page Top

3 The lady wasn’t all there in the first place.

Posted by Knuckles Grundy 2026-05-15 06:58|| 2026-05-15 06:58|| Front Page Top

4 Why not just ask the police to do a welfare check?

Posted by Chantry 2026-05-15 08:38|| 2026-05-15 08:38|| Front Page Top

5 Theory: Her staffers have done away with her because she is just sooo annoying. Probably training an AI on her utterances so they can keep issuing press statements and keep their phoney baloney jobs.

Posted by SteveS 2026-05-15 08:54|| 2026-05-15 08:54|| Front Page Top

6 We supposed to be grateful she isn't still voting?

Posted by swksvolFF 2026-05-15 09:51|| 2026-05-15 09:51|| Front Page Top

7 Congressional collective IQ is up 2 points

Posted by Frank G 2026-05-15 10:14|| 2026-05-15 10:14|| Front Page Top

8 Good

Posted by chris 2026-05-15 11:13|| 2026-05-15 11:13|| Front Page Top

9 Cue the basement scene from "Psycho" with the "REET-REET-REET" music.

Posted by PBMcL 2026-05-15 16:22|| 2026-05-15 16:22|| Front Page Top

10 She isn't voting and she's not being replaced. What's not to like ?

Posted by Besoeker 2026-05-15 16:41|| 2026-05-15 16:41|| Front Page Top

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