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2026-03-31 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Chaos at Miami Airport after three women tried to board Frontier flight with extra piece of luggage

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Posted by Ebbinelet Slaish3211 2026-03-31 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1791 views ] Top

1 "Dockery's Instagram page indicates that she is an aspiring actress"

Precious.

Given the fat asses I saw, I wonder if they paid for two seats instead of one.

Posted by DooDahMan 2026-03-31 05:32|| 2026-03-31 05:32|| Front Page Top

2

What if Airlines started charging for extra carry-on A$$?

Posted by NN2N1 2026-03-31 05:48|| 2026-03-31 05:48|| Front Page Top

3 Decent reality show: Michelle D. making up a foursome Marilyn Munster style, taking fashion tips and mentoring the aspiring thespians.

Posted by Whinens Whinemp1783 2026-03-31 06:06|| 2026-03-31 06:06|| Front Page Top

4 Or, if I ran the zoo...

Michelle's Belles, or, The Wequalizers

Ooh! Cue Hugo Boss paparazzi,
Three sistas, and one hotsy-totsy
In a sitcom debut
Written special for you
By -- who else? -- Mr. "Oy, was I nazi!"

No dis. Love that guy.

Posted by Whinens Whinemp1783 2026-03-31 06:14|| 2026-03-31 06:14|| Front Page Top

5 It’s always them Bo Bo

Posted by Gritch Throlumble3163 2026-03-31 06:27|| 2026-03-31 06:27|| Front Page Top

6 A airline dress code should have a mandatory taser penalty applied. This ain't Greyhound.

Posted by Procopius2k 2026-03-31 08:02|| 2026-03-31 08:02|| Front Page Top

7 Frontier Airlines, eh? We haven't heard that name around here since yesterday.

Posted by SteveS 2026-03-31 09:44|| 2026-03-31 09:44|| Front Page Top

8 I see a remake of Akeelah and the Bee should be in the works; ought to solve these problems.

Posted by swksvolFF 2026-03-31 10:50|| 2026-03-31 10:50|| Front Page Top

9 As Captain Renault said, "Round up the usual suspects."

Posted by EMS Artifact 2026-03-31 13:40|| 2026-03-31 13:40|| Front Page Top

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