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2026-03-17 Syria-Lebanon-Iran

Iran’s new supreme leader purportedly issues fresh statement as questions linger over his health

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1 What did he say when Bibi asked “how many fingers am I holding up?”

Posted by Gloluns Turkeyneck4904 2026-03-17 00:07|| 2026-03-17 00:07|| Front Page Top

2 One.

Posted by Skidmark 2026-03-17 00:17|| 2026-03-17 00:17|| Front Page Top

3 Are they so bad at tech that they can have an AI version of him read a statement?

Posted by Super Hose 2026-03-17 05:57|| 2026-03-17 05:57|| Front Page Top

4 ...He's pining for the fjords.

Mike

Posted by MikeKozlowski 2026-03-17 06:39|| 2026-03-17 06:39|| Front Page Top

5 On a scale of 1 to Gay Ayatollah, how badly is the war going for you?

Posted by Megabyses 2026-03-17 08:39|| 2026-03-17 08:39|| Front Page Top

6 ^ "He's the Liberace of the Mullahocracy. They're both dead"

Posted by Frank G 2026-03-17 08:42|| 2026-03-17 08:42|| Front Page Top

7 "It's just a flesh wound"

Posted by Procopius2k 2026-03-17 10:20|| 2026-03-17 10:20|| Front Page Top

8 Explains the interest in the oscars.

Posted by swksvolFF 2026-03-17 11:37|| 2026-03-17 11:37|| Front Page Top

9 I hear he's stable now in any case this should be the theme song

Posted by Vinegar+Spolusing6485 2026-03-17 16:55|| 2026-03-17 16:55|| Front Page Top

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