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2026-02-05 -Lurid Crime Tales-

'Attempted Trump assassin Ryan Routh is sentenced to life in prison, plus 7 years

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Posted by Skidmark 2026-02-05 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1825 views ] Top
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1 Life plus 7.

That last 7 is going to stink like hell, unless they put him on ice.😎

Posted by NN2N1 2026-02-05 02:25|| 2026-02-05 02:25|| Front Page Top

2 Always, always the Ukraine connection. It is a nexus of deep state activity.

Posted by Jairong+Scourge+of+the+Gepids2435 2026-02-05 07:33|| 2026-02-05 07:33|| Front Page Top

3 ^ Not to mention Russian activity. But we repeat ourselves.

Posted by Andy Omusosh8333 2026-02-05 14:00|| 2026-02-05 14:00|| Front Page Top

4 That last 7 is going to stink like hell, unless they put him on ice.

This is why when I become King of the Forest, all criminals will be freeze-dried and stored in a vacuum to serve out their sentence, to be reconstituted when they served their time. For life plus, at the end we can just launch them off randomly into space. Better luck in the next star system!

Posted by SteveS 2026-02-05 15:55|| 2026-02-05 15:55|| Front Page Top

5 That 7 years may be so that the case docket can't be opened until the statute of limitations has concluded. Wouldn't want anybody finding out who put him up to it, just because he dies.

Posted by Skidmark 2026-02-05 18:22|| 2026-02-05 18:22|| Front Page Top

6 He was the guy on the grassy knoll.

Posted by chris 2026-02-05 18:25|| 2026-02-05 18:25|| Front Page Top

7 He couldn't shoot himself fapping alone

Posted by Frank G 2026-02-05 19:53|| 2026-02-05 19:53|| Front Page Top

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