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2025-08-14 -War on Police-

Man charged with ~~felony~~ irony after allegedly whacking federal agent with sandwich amid Trump's DC crime crackdown

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Posted by Skidmark 2025-08-14 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [218 views ] Top

#1 'push back', with mayo.

Posted by Skidmark 2025-08-14 00:30|| 2025-08-14 00:30|| Front Page Top

#2 The Dildo of Consequences seldom arrives with mayo and a side of coleslaw.

Posted by SteveS 2025-08-14 07:19|| 2025-08-14 07:19|| Front Page Top

#3 ...and MAHA smiles....

Posted by mercutio 2025-08-14 08:39|| 2025-08-14 08:39|| Front Page Top

#4 ICE says illegal migrant threatened to harm himself with butcher knife when [taco truck] stopped by officers in DC

Food Wars

Posted by Skidmark 2025-08-14 09:52|| 2025-08-14 09:52|| Front Page Top

#5
Was a Club Sandwich used?☺

Posted by NN2N1 2025-08-14 09:53|| 2025-08-14 09:53|| Front Page Top

#6 How big was the sandwich? Was it stale? Did it contain spoiled tuna? Or was he just offering the hungry officer lunch (from a distance, since they were not wearing Covid masks?)

Posted by Glenmore 2025-08-14 09:56|| 2025-08-14 09:56|| Front Page Top

#7 Dunn allegedly told another officer, "I did it. I threw a sandwich."

Well, that's a wrap.

Did it contain spoiled tuna?
We all have the giggles, but don't forget about "milkshakes" and disguising weapons as everyday innocent items.

Posted by swksvolFF 2025-08-14 12:04|| 2025-08-14 12:04|| Front Page Top

#8 Turns out the asshole is was a DOJ EMPLOYEE. Fired now

Posted by Frank G 2025-08-14 12:52|| 2025-08-14 12:52|| Front Page Top

#9 And photos of the smug little idiot:

If you touch any law enforcement officer, we will come after you.

I just learned that this defendant worked at the Department of Justice — NO LONGER. Not only is he FIRED, he has been charged with a felony.

This is an example of the Deep State we have been up against for seven… https://t.co/l1jWVjLJPA
— Attorney General Pamela Bondi (@AGPamBondi) August 14, 2025

Posted by trailing wife 2025-08-14 13:35|| 2025-08-14 13:35|| Front Page Top

#10 Witnesses could be heard giggling as Dunn darted from the cops, according to an Instagram video posted by a bystander.

"Won't somebody help that po boy?!"

Posted by swksvolFF 2025-08-14 13:40|| 2025-08-14 13:40|| Front Page Top

#11 He should have thrown a donut.

Snark O'The Day

Posted by DarthVader 2025-08-14 13:48|| 2025-08-14 13:48|| Front Page Top

#12 I dunno, them meatball subs can be deadly...

Posted by ed in texas 2025-08-14 14:29|| 2025-08-14 14:29|| Front Page Top

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