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2022-07-11 Iraq
Cattle died after Turkey attacked areas in Iraqi Kurdistan
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Posted by trailing wife 2022-07-11 01:19|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1771 views ]  Top
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1 I had to read that headline at least 4 times
Posted by Rex Mundi 2022-07-11 09:50||   2022-07-11 09:50|| Front Page Top

2 Turkeys are the living descendants of the Velociraptor. The last thing you want is turkeys attacking your personal 'areas'.
Posted by SteveS 2022-07-11 10:13||   2022-07-11 10:13|| Front Page Top

3 Turkey terrorizes bicycle path user.
Posted by M. Murcek 2022-07-11 10:15||   2022-07-11 10:15|| Front Page Top

4 has repeatedly sent commandos to support its offensives

And how many cows did they kill?
Posted by Dron66046 2022-07-11 10:51||   2022-07-11 10:51|| Front Page Top

5 ^ Cowmmandos from the 10th Milking Division. They are all about peaceful agrarian reform, man!
Posted by SteveS 2022-07-11 11:00||   2022-07-11 11:00|| Front Page Top

6 ^ ohh. Well at least they lowered the... y'know... the... emissions!
Posted by Dron66046 2022-07-11 11:02||   2022-07-11 11:02|| Front Page Top

7 Kinda like destroying crops, though. The villagers will have one less food source.
Posted by Abu Uluque 2022-07-11 11:54||   2022-07-11 11:54|| Front Page Top

8 
Posted by Aca Joe 2022-07-11 12:57||   2022-07-11 12:57|| Front Page Top

9 a turkey once bit my sister
Posted by 746 2022-07-11 13:05||   2022-07-11 13:05|| Front Page Top

10 ^ That's what I call a little pecker.




Posted by Dale 2022-07-11 13:08||   2022-07-11 13:08|| Front Page Top

11 
Posted by Dron66046 2022-07-11 13:12||   2022-07-11 13:12|| Front Page Top

12 
#8
Yeah they told us.
What's your point?
Posted by The Walking Unvaxed 2022-07-11 13:26||   2022-07-11 13:26|| Front Page Top

13 Re#12 I believe he is a professional asshole.
Posted by Chris 2022-07-11 15:40||   2022-07-11 15:40|| Front Page Top

14 It’s Türkiye! You ignorant Americans!

In English it's "Turkey". Different language, different pronunciation and spelling. I'd have thought someone who is multilingual would understand that.
Posted by Rob Crawford 2022-07-11 16:25||   2022-07-11 16:25|| Front Page Top

15 A subtle and savoury dude
And never uncultured or rude
Is our Herbie McCoy,
Full of Christmas La Choy
Only honest-to-gawd Chinese food.
Posted by Jeremiah Glusoper2328 2022-07-11 17:22||   2022-07-11 17:22|| Front Page Top

16 Multilingual: willing to lick anything
Posted by JHH  2022-07-11 18:12||   2022-07-11 18:12|| Front Page Top

17 It’s Türkiye! You ignorant Americans!

Hope is not a strategy.

Now It’s Türkiye, Not Turkey, at the United Nations
[NYT] The Turkish government wants the rest of the world to use the country’s own name for itself, and lose the association with a certain bird.
June 2, 2022

We noted it here at the time. But since we think the association both merited and amusing, we’ll keep it until a new Kemal Ataturk comes along.
Posted by trailing wife 2022-07-11 18:18||   2022-07-11 18:18|| Front Page Top

18 Actually, that is a rib-eye wrapped with a turkey.

But I'd milk Kurdey for all its worth.
Posted by swksvolFF 2022-07-11 19:11||   2022-07-11 19:11|| Front Page Top

19 How about Peking Duck?
Posted by Abu Uluque 2022-07-11 19:19||   2022-07-11 19:19|| Front Page Top

20 Back when I was four, I had a pet turkey big enough I would ride it like a horse. I still think live Turkey's are nasty birds. Kind of like the country and its inhabitants.
Posted by Old Patriot 2022-07-11 20:44||   2022-07-11 20:44|| Front Page Top

21 Turducken
Posted by Matt 2022-07-11 21:19||   2022-07-11 21:19|| Front Page Top

23:57 Choluling tse Tung8399
21:55 Chealing Chomotle4158
21:19 Matt
21:05 NoMoreBS
20:44 Old Patriot
20:14 SteveS
20:13 Seeking Cure For Ignorance
19:55 M. Murcek
19:49 Seeking Cure For Ignorance
19:45 Silentbrick
19:30 Seeking Cure For Ignorance
19:25 Besoeker
19:25 Frank G
19:22 swksvolFF
19:21 Besoeker
19:19 Abu Uluque
19:11 swksvolFF
19:09 Procopius2k
19:04 Frank G
18:46 trailing wife
18:40 Procopius2k
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