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2020-11-15 -PC Follies

Suspended NASCAR driver says he didn't intentionally draw a swastika on his toaster strudel

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Posted by Fred 2020-11-15 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1764 views ] Top

1 I had a bowl of Cheerios. They look like the insignia to the Imperial Japanese Navy.

Not sure about my Italian espresso, but I think they are considering getting their beans from Ethiopia.

Posted by swksvolFF 2020-11-15 12:43|| 2020-11-15 12:43|| Front Page Top

2 Toaster strudels are inherently racist and are to be pulled from the shelves of the major chains in 5...4...3....

Posted by Clem 2020-11-15 12:45|| 2020-11-15 12:45|| Front Page Top

3 NASCAR, really..... woke "rednecks"? mabey they should consider getting new management.....

Posted by 746 2020-11-15 13:08|| 2020-11-15 13:08|| Front Page Top

4 I will never forget the horror I felt when I pulled the distributor cap off my Ford Pinto and realized the distributor rotor was exactly like one of the cross-bars on a Nazi Swastika. Despite lacking the other cross-bar and the little pinwheel arms, it was a perfect replica of the dreaded Nazi (National Socialist) symbol. I was shocked. But that might have been from leaning over the battery.

Posted by SteveS 2020-11-15 13:38|| 2020-11-15 13:38|| Front Page Top

5 This isn't the Bee? Damn, down another dollar!

Posted by CrazyFool 2020-11-15 13:44|| 2020-11-15 13:44|| Front Page Top

6 #4 Well, Henry Ford was a fan of the Nazis and even received a medal.

Posted by DooDahMan 2020-11-15 13:54|| 2020-11-15 13:54|| Front Page Top

7 "toaster strudel" was of course the password used by Nazi spies infiltrating our shipyards in WWII

not

Posted by Bill Bumble3533 2020-11-15 14:17|| 2020-11-15 14:17|| Front Page Top

8 I thought this had to be the BEE.

Posted by JohnQC 2020-11-15 15:59|| 2020-11-15 15:59|| Front Page Top

9 I was reminded of the story of the little kid who got suspended from school for chewing his pop tart into "the shape of a gun..."

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-11-15 16:23|| 2020-11-15 16:23|| Front Page Top

10 Toaster strudels are inherently racist and are to be pulled from the shelves of the major chains

The inner cities would starve.

Posted by Marilyn Hapsburg2880 2020-11-15 17:27|| 2020-11-15 17:27|| Front Page Top

11 Are Pop-Tarts still around? I used eat them cold.

Posted by Clem 2020-11-15 17:55|| 2020-11-15 17:55|| Front Page Top

12 in the movie Mean Girls, one of the girls brags that her father is the inventor of Toaster Shrudels

Posted by lord garth 2020-11-15 22:06|| 2020-11-15 22:06|| Front Page Top

13 Are Pop-Tarts still around?

Yes, and in even more flavours.

Posted by trailing wife 2020-11-15 23:33|| 2020-11-15 23:33|| Front Page Top

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