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2020-10-22 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Miley Cyrus claims she was once 'chased down by some sort of UFO'

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Posted by Fred 2020-10-22 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1771 views ] Top

1 The aliens ran off with both their brains.

Posted by gorb 2020-10-22 09:45|| 2020-10-22 09:45|| Front Page Top

2 Must be the drugs daddy gave her to make the casting couch for Disney.

Posted by swksvolFF 2020-10-22 10:36|| 2020-10-22 10:36|| Front Page Top

3 She was driving. And using drugs she bought from a random guy. Remind me to stay far away from San Bernardino.

Posted by James 2020-10-22 11:39|| https://idontknowbut.blogspot.com 2020-10-22 11:39|| Front Page Top

4 "I’m pretty sure about what I saw, but I’d also bought weed wax from a guy in a van in front of a taco shop, so it could have been the weed wax."

I know which one to bet on.

Posted by Waldemar Flomonter9347 2020-10-22 12:21|| 2020-10-22 12:21|| Front Page Top

5 she was once 'chased down by some sort of UFO

apparently they caught her... The whole anal probe thing might explain the "twerking".

(Full disclosure - until 6 months ago, I thought Twerking was being a jerk on Twitter)

Posted by Mercutio 2020-10-22 12:54|| 2020-10-22 12:54|| Front Page Top

6 A Foggy Night, or, Hashomon

I swept that lot practically daily.
One night, something vaguely mammalian
Roars by on the road
Just below. Man, I'm blowed...
It's a lizard-tongued, googly-eyed ALIEN!

Posted by Betty Crimble7900 2020-10-22 14:12|| 2020-10-22 14:12|| Front Page Top

7 I doubt it. Even sex-crazed aliens have some standards!

Posted by CrazyFool 2020-10-22 15:28|| 2020-10-22 15:28|| Front Page Top

8 It's difficult to think of a person I could care less about than this dame.

Posted by Clem 2020-10-22 15:31|| 2020-10-22 15:31|| Front Page Top

Posted by 3dc 2020-10-22 16:19|| 2020-10-22 16:19|| Front Page Top

10 Ha! Always liked that song. Never really listened to the words, though... hmmm... probably shouldn't start now.

Checkered Flag, or, Running in Circles

Your background's too shameful or seedy?
You're guilt- ridden, insecure, needy?
When short of attention,
Just casually mention,
"I'm tired of my race!" Sure and speedy.

Posted by Betty Crimble7900 2020-10-22 23:56|| 2020-10-22 23:56|| Front Page Top

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