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2018-05-08 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Is Hillary Clinton wearing a ~~missing laptop~~ back brace ?

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Posted by Besoeker 2018-05-08 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1761 views ] Top
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1 Just her battery charger. She has to recharge more often now that she's older and her cells are getting more and more worn out - like those laptop batteries. Probably had to plug into a 110 outlet in her Chelsea's apartment.

look for her to soon be admitted to have her batteries changed.

Posted by CrazyFool 2018-05-08 00:46|| 2018-05-08 00:46|| Front Page Top

2 I don't want to use the word "Hillarybot", but have there been any visits by engineers from Boston Dynamics?

Posted by SteveS 2018-05-08 01:13|| 2018-05-08 01:13|| Front Page Top

3 I've always thought she was a Dalek

Posted by Rex Mundi 2018-05-08 02:01|| 2018-05-08 02:01|| Front Page Top

4 Armor for back? Some sort of device for harvesting bile?
Early morning Snark of The Day

Posted by Harcourt Hatrack9591 2018-05-08 05:54|| 2018-05-08 05:54|| Front Page Top

5 She got really bent out of shape loosing to Trump so when Trump started calling her Crooked Hillary she thought wearing a back brace help her image.

Posted by Ulaigum Ebbineng7056 2018-05-08 06:49|| 2018-05-08 06:49|| Front Page Top

6 At this point does it really matter.

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2018-05-08 08:28|| 2018-05-08 08:28|| Front Page Top

7 Well...the spine removal surgery was decades ago so it can't be that. Maybe she plans on going Bosnia again and is trying new body armor.

Posted by Bangkok Billy 2018-05-08 08:31|| 2018-05-08 08:31|| Front Page Top

8 Saddle ?

Posted by Besoeker 2018-05-08 08:36|| 2018-05-08 08:36|| Front Page Top

9 SVest? One can hope right?

Posted by Bangkok Billy 2018-05-08 08:42|| 2018-05-08 08:42|| Front Page Top

10 It's just one of her Borg implants popping out.

Posted by Raj 2018-05-08 08:59|| 2018-05-08 08:59|| Front Page Top

11 one of many choices,

ORTONYX Full Back Dorsolumbar Brace Posture Corrector, Thoracic Kyphosis, Rounded Shoulders, Posture Correction, Muscular Aches, Lumbar Support - Fully Adjustable - Class 1 Medical Device

Broom riding can be painful.

Posted by AlanC 2018-05-08 10:36|| 2018-05-08 10:36|| Front Page Top

12 SVest? One can hope right?
Posted by Bangkok Billy

She issues suicide vests to others. She's the LAST person one might find wearing one.

Posted by Besoeker 2018-05-08 10:52|| 2018-05-08 10:52|| Front Page Top

13 She is en route to becoming Baroness Harkonnen.

Posted by Classical_Liberal 2018-05-08 11:29|| 2018-05-08 11:29|| Front Page Top

14 It's an atrial defibrillator I think.

Posted by gorb 2018-05-08 13:33|| 2018-05-08 13:33|| Front Page Top

15 If it were Obama, I'd suggest it was the puppeteers' hand

Posted by Frank G 2018-05-08 14:20|| 2018-05-08 14:20|| Front Page Top

16 Mini-bar ?

Posted by Besoeker 2018-05-08 15:02|| 2018-05-08 15:02|| Front Page Top

17 It's an atrial defibrillator I think.

Only works if you have a heart.
Early evening Snark of The Day

Posted by Warthog 2018-05-08 16:47|| 2018-05-08 16:47|| Front Page Top

18 Yeah, broom riding can be painful. Especialy sice hil took humma's advice to put the broom handle up her a$$...

Posted by M. Murcek 2018-05-08 16:55|| 2018-05-08 16:55|| Front Page Top

19 She dresses like Uncle Fester in drag.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2018-05-08 17:11|| 2018-05-08 17:11|| Front Page Top

20 Would you people stop making fun of frail old lady who can barely walk and talk!

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2018-05-08 17:30|| 2018-05-08 17:30|| Front Page Top

21 A contraption to hide her tail.

Posted by rjschwarz 2018-05-08 18:19|| 2018-05-08 18:19|| Front Page Top

22 Lesbo yoga dildo? Just saying.

Posted by Woodrow 2018-05-08 19:57|| 2018-05-08 19:57|| Front Page Top

23 A Camel Pack full of vodka?

Posted by Thor Sholuse3760 2018-05-08 20:54|| 2018-05-08 20:54|| Front Page Top

24 Saddle ?

Who the hell would ride that? Not even Bill would take that ride on his most hard-up days...

Posted by CrazyFool 2018-05-08 21:21|| 2018-05-08 21:21|| Front Page Top

25 Hence: Webb's baby batter via turkey baster

Posted by Frank G 2018-05-08 21:26|| 2018-05-08 21:26|| Front Page Top

26 Gak! Get help, Frank!

Posted by gorb 2018-05-08 22:11|| 2018-05-08 22:11|| Front Page Top

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