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Kim Kardashian nails on-duty Air Marshal on plane flight

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Posted by gorb 2010-02-20 01:17|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1780 views ] Top

1 Hey gorb! Tell your headline writer that the word "nails" generally means sex. I looked real hard in your article for information that a sexual liaison between KK and the sky cop had occurred, but found none. Not even a hint of a hand job beneath a rental blanket. "Nails" is so wrong, and KK has more virtue than that, being from Joisey Shore.

/exits, taking face to body shop to get it straightened/

Posted by Rivrdog 2010-02-20 04:01|| http://rivrdog.typepad.com 2010-02-20 04:01|| Front Page Top

2 Uh, um, I'm with the band? Uh, I'm this flights Air Marshal? You're a very big girl? Wanna see my badge? Social networking huh? Stream this? Wanna see my ........? Ooopsey, am I in First Class? My television went South in '01. Are you kidding me? I don't have a cover for tech to blow. ;~)

Posted by Last Breath Farm Resident 2010-02-20 04:54|| 2010-02-20 04:54|| Front Page Top

3 If I read a story about Kim, Paris, etc., I can feel the IQ points drain out of my head.

Posted by Mizzou Mafia 2010-02-20 05:41|| 2010-02-20 05:41|| Front Page Top

4 Kardashian "So Mr. Air Marshal, Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

Air Marshal "Both"

Posted by Whirong Speaking for Boskone8981 2010-02-20 07:18|| 2010-02-20 07:18|| Front Page Top

5 Napolitano thinks the system is working because if she had tried to strike up a conversation with the marshal, he would have asked the cabin crew either for a different seat or a parachute. Or at least dark glasses.

Posted by Matt 2010-02-20 09:16|| 2010-02-20 09:16|| Front Page Top

6 At first I was curious, then perplexed, then disgusted, and so ends my interest in the Kardashian sluts.

Posted by Cyber Sarge 2010-02-20 09:27|| 2010-02-20 09:27|| Front Page Top

7 Who's Kim Kardashian? And why would anyone care?

Posted by Glenmore 2010-02-20 10:35|| 2010-02-20 10:35|| Front Page Top

8 She puts her boobs in front of a camera lens.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2010-02-20 10:39|| 2010-02-20 10:39|| Front Page Top

9 Who?

And who cares?

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2010-02-20 12:15|| 2010-02-20 12:15|| Front Page Top

10 Hey gorb! Tell your headline writer . . .

I already fired him. ;-)

Posted by gorb 2010-02-20 12:18|| 2010-02-20 12:18|| Front Page Top

11 Sure, baby, I'm an air marshall. But my fulltime job is...Batman! And my hobbies are putting out oil well fires and finding sunken pirate treasure
How about later when things calm down a little you put your head in my lap and show me what you're good at?

Posted by tu3031 2010-02-20 12:21|| 2010-02-20 12:21|| Front Page Top

12 Glen, they're the bad guys on deep space nine.

Posted by swksvolFF 2010-02-20 18:42|| 2010-02-20 18:42|| Front Page Top

13 Of course it's also possible some guy was yanking her chain. I understand some guys will lie to impress a girl.

Posted by rjschwarz 2010-02-20 21:29|| 2010-02-20 21:29|| Front Page Top

14 I have found that spelling is important.

Apparently, after wardrobe, a Cardassian contains a greater organic to inorganic percentage body mass, less makeup, and can act.

A Kardashian is responsible for multiple acts of reality tv seasons, including numerous assaults by proxy via the Ray J group.

Posted by swksvolFF 2010-02-20 22:15|| 2010-02-20 22:15|| Front Page Top

15 Definitely a candidate for the Snark O' the Day, swksvolFF.

Posted by lotp 2010-02-20 23:04|| 2010-02-20 23:04|| Front Page Top

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