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2009-11-29 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Sweden woman's 'murder' committed by elk not husband

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Posted by lotp 2009-11-29 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1760 views ] Top

1 Some years ago I read that Drunk Elephants went on a rampage for exactly the same reason, fermented fuit they had eaten.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2009-11-29 00:23|| 2009-11-29 00:23|| Front Page Top

2 "once you go elk, you never go ....belk?"

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2009-11-29 00:24|| 2009-11-29 00:24|| Front Page Top

3 There have been a spate of Kangaroo attacks here in Oz.

I blame global warming.

Posted by phil_b 2009-11-29 00:41|| 2009-11-29 00:41|| Front Page Top

4 yes Jimmuah, they were drunken commando elephants -- you can recognize dem by the tabs on their large (albeit really wrinkled) shoulders.

Posted by Perry Stanford White 2009-11-29 06:15|| 2009-11-29 06:15|| Front Page Top

5 "...Mind you, elk bites can be pretty nasty."

/too obscure?

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2009-11-29 08:46|| 2009-11-29 08:46|| Front Page Top

6 Hide her decline.

Posted by lex 2009-11-29 08:47|| 2009-11-29 08:47|| Front Page Top

7 Don't make ~~mother nature~~ Artemis mad.

Posted by Procopius2k 2009-11-29 08:59|| 2009-11-29 08:59|| Front Page Top

8 reminds me of the swedish folk tale of a mans wife who was so obstinate and disagreeable that when she drowned in a mountain river ( hubby had had enough ) her body floated upstream.

Posted by 746 2009-11-29 11:27|| 2009-11-29 11:27|| Front Page Top

9 I, for one, welcome our Elk Overlords.

(Probably do better than our current Overlords....)

Posted by CrazyFool 2009-11-29 11:56|| 2009-11-29 11:56|| Front Page Top

10 Rabbits. Don't forget the viscious attack rabbits.
-Jimmah(AKA 2nd worst POTUS evah)

Posted by USN, Ret. 2009-11-29 11:56|| 2009-11-29 11:56|| Front Page Top

11 /too obscure?

Monty Python references are never too obscure in this forum.

Posted by badanov 2009-11-29 11:59|| http://www.freefirezone.org]">[http://www.freefirezone.org] 2009-11-29 11:59|| Front Page Top

12 It can sometimes pay to belong to a fraternal organization....

Posted by Uncle Phester 2009-11-29 12:15|| 2009-11-29 12:15|| Front Page Top

13 There's a character in the game Oblivion called "Agneta the Pickled". Might explain a lot.

Posted by Gerthudion Flolulet3303 2009-11-29 13:11|| 2009-11-29 13:11|| Front Page Top

14 I came to make Mike's comment, leave the thread satisfied.

Posted by Mizzou Mafia 2009-11-29 19:19|| 2009-11-29 19:19|| Front Page Top

15 I have a theory about this case, and that theory is mine.

Posted by Ann Elk 2009-11-29 19:53|| 2009-11-29 19:53|| Front Page Top

16 Mike,

We're all culturally competent here. Knowledge of Monty Python, Tom Lehrer, Douglas Adams, ST Classic and Casablanca are required of all contributors.

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2009-11-29 21:04|| 2009-11-29 21:04|| Front Page Top

17 Ann, leave me out of it.

Posted by Brontosaurus 2009-11-29 22:03|| 2009-11-29 22:03|| Front Page Top

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