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2009-11-07 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Friendly, Peaceful, Intelligent Dolphins Caught Murdering Porpoises

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Posted by Anonymoose 2009-11-07 08:37|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1769 views ] Top

1 Harbor porpoises are the same size as baby bottlenoses

Do tell..... I thinker something fishy about this size porpoise.

Posted by .5MT 2009-11-07 10:57|| 2009-11-07 10:57|| Front Page Top

2 Now we know the how, but we still are unsure of the why," said Daniela Maldini

Marine biologists never heard of "interference competition"?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2009-11-07 10:58|| 2009-11-07 10:58|| Front Page Top

3 "These are senseless killings...without porpoise."

Posted by Mike 2009-11-07 11:40|| 2009-11-07 11:40|| Front Page Top

4 Though witness report that the dolphins are squeaking "Allah Akbar!" before attacking the porpoises, CAIR is denying any association with Islam.

Posted by Anonymoose 2009-11-07 12:21|| 2009-11-07 12:21|| Front Page Top

5 Anonymoose that is funny, wrong but funny:)

Posted by spanishman 2009-11-07 12:39|| 2009-11-07 12:39|| Front Page Top

6 It's the whale suicide bombers you really have to watch out for.

Posted by ed 2009-11-07 12:42|| 2009-11-07 12:42|| Front Page Top

7 The Dolphins are Sunni, the Porpoises are Shia. Duh!

Posted by Secret Master 2009-11-07 13:56|| 2009-11-07 13:56|| Front Page Top

8 "The dolphins sent them a dead fish (heard it worked for Rahm Emanuel), but no, they turn down the protection offered by Don Vito Phocoenidae. Now they sleep with the fishes"

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2009-11-07 13:58|| 2009-11-07 13:58|| Front Page Top

9 Didn't the Navy lose accountability of a couple of dolphins back in the Gulf?

Posted by Procopius2k 2009-11-07 14:25|| 2009-11-07 14:25|| Front Page Top

10 Oh noes! Dolphins gone rogue?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2009-11-07 14:36|| 2009-11-07 14:36|| Front Page Top

11 It's obviously Bush's fault.

Posted by One Eyed Slins3386 2009-11-07 15:47|| 2009-11-07 15:47|| Front Page Top

12 the way they 'gave' the body to the researchers reminded me of primitive human sacrifice rituals using captured members of another tribe.

Posted by abu do you love ">abu do you love 2009-11-07 17:01|| 2009-11-07 17:01|| Front Page Top

13 "These are senseless killings...without porpoise."

Mike, go to your room.

Posted by Pappy 2009-11-07 18:15|| 2009-11-07 18:15|| Front Page Top

14 Don Vito Phocoenidae

Frank, you may join Mike in his room.

Posted by trailing wife 2009-11-07 22:50|| 2009-11-07 22:50|| Front Page Top

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