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2007-11-06 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by anonymous5089 2007-11-06 08:44|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1763 views ] Top

1 I've heard of "pounding the pavement" before, but never like that.

Posted by Mike 2007-11-06 09:23|| 2007-11-06 09:23|| Front Page Top

2 Was the pavement over 18? And is he related to the guy who had sex with his bike? ;)

But seriously....I can't forget the time I saw a crazy homeless guy have a domestic dispute with his winter coat. Apparently his winter coat was so sexy it was trying to steal his woman....

Posted by Swamp Blondie 2007-11-06 09:40|| 2007-11-06 09:40|| Front Page Top

3 He was fed up with things and decided it was time to do more than just tell the world to f*ck off.

Posted by Penguin 2007-11-06 10:19|| 2007-11-06 10:19|| Front Page Top

4 I'm not a pervert. I was drunk and overdosed on arthritis medication. I was doing pushups.

Posted by Steven Marshall 2007-11-06 11:31|| 2007-11-06 11:31|| Front Page Top

5 But he thought it was the real thing.

Posted by JohnQC 2007-11-06 13:34|| 2007-11-06 13:34|| Front Page Top

6 it was ass-phalt....

Posted by USN,Ret. 2007-11-06 15:20|| 2007-11-06 15:20|| Front Page Top

7 Lulz, I always figured 5089 inherited the legendary PeeDee stash.

Posted by Thomas Woof 2007-11-06 18:39|| 2007-11-06 18:39|| Front Page Top

8 Neighbour intervened
heh

Posted by Jan from work 2007-11-06 19:01|| 2007-11-06 19:01|| Front Page Top

9 we do have permeable concrete (for stormwater runoff treatment) but....yeeeshhhh

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-11-06 19:29|| 2007-11-06 19:29|| Front Page Top

10 Oh yeah, must have been the arthritis medication. That's why we're always seeing those massive street orgies in retirement communities.

Posted by Darrell 2007-11-06 20:23|| 2007-11-06 20:23|| Front Page Top

11 Time for the future OWG-SWO/CWO to install ground/foot-level surveillance cameras??? REDDIT/TOPIX > Traffic cameras have reportedly actually led to a decline in local-State revenues, NOT an increase, since auto drivers tend to slow down near camera stations.
* D *** NG IT, "LAW AND ORDER:SVU" SOLVED A CASE VIA FOOT-LEVEL, PERSONAL CAMERA FOOTAGE!

Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-11-06 21:04|| 2007-11-06 21:04|| Front Page Top

12 *in honor of late night tv strike*
From the picture it looks like his love life is on the rocks, explains the vodka - ta ta
Seriously, on the sex offenders list? Was there a manhole involved? - ta ta ta
(booing)
Hey, hey, hey! I'm trying to curb my jokes but like him, can't get my thoughts out of the gutter...
(road apples thrown, falls off stage)

Posted by swksvolFF 2007-11-06 21:05|| 2007-11-06 21:05|| Front Page Top

13 FREEREPUBLIC > 30 girls arrested after big brawl - one pregger killed, others injured.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-11-06 21:26|| 2007-11-06 21:26|| Front Page Top

14 Lucianne.com has that one, too, JosephM. Apparently it was girl gangs gone wild. The girl driving the car turned herself in to the police.

Posted by trailing wife 2007-11-06 21:43|| 2007-11-06 21:43|| Front Page Top

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