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2026-04-18 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe announce they’re splitting up in shocker

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Posted by badanov 2026-04-18 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1841 views ] Top

1 TW in-line: "I suppose someone must care." Perfect. I sure as hell don't. My first thought was "WHO??" But that's just me.

Posted by Whiskey Mike 2026-04-18 03:39|| 2026-04-18 03:39|| Front Page Top

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So a pair of middle age F-F partners have announced they are on the open market again and auditioning new partners.

BTW: Isn't Mega the one that took a knee to the US National Anthem a few times?

Posted by NN2N1 2026-04-18 05:49|| 2026-04-18 05:49|| Front Page Top

3 Divorce rate among female couples is over 70%, hetros over 50%, and in the upper 20%s for male couples. However, its always the man's fault for some reason.

Posted by Procopius2k 2026-04-18 07:10|| 2026-04-18 07:10|| Front Page Top

4 Perhaps we'll see one or the other on 'Wheel of Fortune' soon.

Posted by Besoeker 2026-04-18 07:25|| 2026-04-18 07:25|| Front Page Top

5 They could still be involved in politics.

Breitbart - Jimmy Kimmel Calls on Left-Wing Audience to ‘Fight’ ICE Agents with Dildos.

Posted by Besoeker 2026-04-18 07:34|| 2026-04-18 07:34|| Front Page Top

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Is "The View" seeking new hosts?
😉

Posted by NN2N1 2026-04-18 07:40|| 2026-04-18 07:40|| Front Page Top

7 Cue the UHaul!

Posted by swksvolFF 2026-04-18 09:28|| 2026-04-18 09:28|| Front Page Top

8 So does this make women's soccer more or less appealing? I cannot overcome my apathy to even think about it, so we probably need a ruling from the judges.

Might want to check Subaru's stock price though.

Posted by SteveS 2026-04-18 10:23|| 2026-04-18 10:23|| Front Page Top

9 What do you call half of scissors? I mean when the screw falls out and it separates? My other friend wants to know.

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2026-04-18 11:23|| 2026-04-18 11:23|| Front Page Top

10 Who?

Posted by DarthVader 2026-04-18 11:25|| 2026-04-18 11:25|| Front Page Top

11 Remember Megan's ads for Taco Bell where she kicked food out of men's hands with a soccer ball? Lasted about a week. Like Bud Light and Dylan Mulvaney. Hope someone was fired for that one too.

Posted by Frank G 2026-04-18 11:54|| 2026-04-18 11:54|| Front Page Top

12 Rapinoe is gay? I had no idea.

Posted by Matt 2026-04-18 12:25|| 2026-04-18 12:25|| Front Page Top

13 Maybe they can get together with a couple of WNBA players that I also don't give a crap about.

Posted by ed in texas 2026-04-18 13:33|| 2026-04-18 13:33|| Front Page Top

14 Who?

Famous for taking her jersey off.

IIRC, and am a cynic, I think her PR agent convinced the world team that she needed to make her last world stage appearance in order to bolster interest in women's soccer, she proceeded to shit talk the USA, and proceeded to play so poorly, being mediocre to begin with and then aged out, Team USA Women were essentially down a player every game, and unlike a Subaru the team couldn't carry her.

Posted by swksvolFF 2026-04-18 21:07|| 2026-04-18 21:07|| Front Page Top

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