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2024-02-01 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Naked customer allegedly threatens convenience store staff with veggie peeler, masturbates in front of cops

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Posted by Fred 2024-02-01 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [28 views ] Top

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In the New Normal Generation, her Social Media, Tinder and dating app are likely getting a lot of pings from Vegans 🫣

Posted by NN2N1 2024-02-01 05:49|| 2024-02-01 05:49|| Front Page Top

#2 Female passenger, 60, who ~~stripped naked~~ 'peeled' in meltdown on Frontier Airlines flight from Orlando to Philadelphia is slapped with federal charges

Posted by Skidmark 2024-02-01 06:03|| 2024-02-01 06:03|| Front Page Top

#3 She seems nice

Posted by Frank G 2024-02-01 07:29|| 2024-02-01 07:29|| Front Page Top

#4 Weird. I know a Celia Barrett but this ain't her.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2024-02-01 10:45|| 2024-02-01 10:45|| Front Page Top

#5 our next president!

Posted by Cholutle Thrans9751 2024-02-01 11:45|| 2024-02-01 11:45|| Front Page Top

#6 That perp image triggered the adage - "rode hard and put up wet"!

Posted by NoMoreBS 2024-02-01 13:19|| 2024-02-01 13:19|| Front Page Top

#7 You go design an overpass crosswalk, and nobody calls you Celia the Bridge Maker.

You go wrestle an alligators at a golf course, and nobody calls you Celia the Pest Remover.

But you go masturbate drunken with a veggie peeler at a quick shop one time....

Posted by swksvolFF 2024-02-01 15:58|| 2024-02-01 15:58|| Front Page Top

#8 /\ It just isn't right !

Posted by Besoeker 2024-02-01 18:04|| 2024-02-01 18:04|| Front Page Top

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