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2023-03-11 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Florida man is robbed of his gun, sneakers and diamond-encrusted watch after taking two women home from Hard Rock Café for a night of 'entertaining'

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Posted by Skidmark 2023-03-11 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [14 views ] Top

#1 Anybody short on reasons to avoid hookers?

Bueller? Anybody?

Posted by M. Murcek 2023-03-11 09:24|| 2023-03-11 09:24|| Front Page Top

#2 However you pay for it, there are downsides.

Posted by Besoeker 2023-03-11 09:31|| 2023-03-11 09:31|| Front Page Top

#3 "sneakers and diamond-encrusted watch"

You can't make it up.

Posted by DooDahMan 2023-03-11 09:33|| 2023-03-11 09:33|| Front Page Top

#4 Watch and gun, yeah, but sneakers??

Posted by JohnQC 2023-03-11 09:45|| 2023-03-11 09:45|| Front Page Top

#5 ...haven't priced the boutique sneaker marketplace have you?

Posted by Procopius2k 2023-03-11 09:52|| 2023-03-11 09:52|| Front Page Top

#6 It is quite possible the sneakers weigh in more than the firearm.

Unless its one of those pearl handled and gold plated pistols, of course.

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-03-11 09:59|| 2023-03-11 09:59|| Front Page Top

#7 Getting robbed of your own gun. Think maybe this fool shouldn't have one in the first place.

Posted by Woodrow 2023-03-11 15:54|| 2023-03-11 15:54|| Front Page Top

#8 "Diamond-Encrusted" - um, have you a verifiable receipt for said watch?

Betcha' he was "Hard Rocking" a "Sailor Roll" before embarking on the threesome fulfillment.

Posted by Anomalous Sources 2023-03-11 21:06|| 2023-03-11 21:06|| Front Page Top

#9 Watching the video I suddenly felt very sad... for that cute little Boston terrier. Deserves better.

Posted by Tarzan Snaigum6947 2023-03-11 22:18|| 2023-03-11 22:18|| Front Page Top

#10 "I plucked 'em -- une poire en peignoir
And a bona fide Florida star!"
["guitar" shaped cas1no...
a boob playing keno...
one very dark half-guitar bar]

Posted by Tarzan Snaigum6947 2023-03-11 22:26|| 2023-03-11 22:26|| Front Page Top

#11 Double or Nothing?

Posted by Tarzan Snaigum6947 2023-03-11 22:29|| 2023-03-11 22:29|| Front Page Top