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2023-08-20 Africa Subsaharan

ISWAP Terrorists Reportedly Challenge Rival Boko Haram To Gunfight In Sambisa Forest, 100+ toes up

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ISWAP Terrorists Reportedly Challenge Rival Boko Haram To Gunfight In Sambisa Forest, Northeast Nigeria | Sahara Reporters https://t.co/jYhUMRoCSA pic.twitter.com/bLvd1Kz4w0
— Sahara Reporters (@SaharaReporters) August 19, 2023

“Awwwwwright, you guys — line up! ISWAP in a line on my right, Boko boys on my left — in a line, you idiots! Look down at the ground, it’s painted there in white so all you have to do is stand on it! Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I haven’t seen a dumber group since I was teaching Boot Camp! ....Everybody on your line? Okay, now turn your back to the other team, and step out: ONE. TWO. THREE.... No, Abu Yusuf, it does not matter what foot he’s using. Pay attention to your own feet and let everyone else worry about theirs. Aaaaand halt! (Yes, I know they’re supposed to make two straight lines, Lieutenant, but some things are beyond expectation.) Aaaaaannd turn!”

At this point our hero was felled by a stray bullet, so he missed getting hit in the crossfire. The exercise, it was later reported, achieved 150% death rate between both parties and nearby civilians.

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Over 100 Terrorists Reportedly Killed As Boko Haram, ISWAP Clash In Lake Chad Area | Sahara Reporters https://t.co/WmMMeunpKd pic.twitter.com/xBgimINLi6
— Sahara Reporters (@SaharaReporters) August 19, 2023

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