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2017-01-12 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Madonna says she offered to devote her life to God while praying Donald Trump would lose on election night
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Posted by Fred 2017-01-12 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [11138 views ]  Top

#1 God evidently had other plans.
Posted by Besoeker 2017-01-12 00:15||   2017-01-12 00:15|| Front Page Top

#2 The Burg needs a schadenfreude meter. My personal one is still reading off scale high.
Posted by PBMcL 2017-01-12 00:59||   2017-01-12 00:59|| Front Page Top

#3 Well, looks like she doesn't have to devote her life to God then.

Back on your knees, bi+ch.
Posted by gorb 2017-01-12 03:13||   2017-01-12 03:13|| Front Page Top

#4 She also offered to suck anyone who voted for Hillary

Ow!~ You got teeth like a beaver! You'll never work in this town again!
Posted by Raj 2017-01-12 03:17||   2017-01-12 03:17|| Front Page Top

#5 Madonna offers to condescend to "work" for God ?

On the CONDITION that God does what she tells Him to do.
That should work, if God gets down on His knees.
Madonna makes conditions to God?

Good Luck, Madonna.
Posted by Angeash Choling3903 2017-01-12 07:27||   2017-01-12 07:27|| Front Page Top

#6 Perhaps she should get her second brain cell engaged and consider that God is not on her side and may even be on Trump's team.
Posted by Bobby 2017-01-12 07:43||   2017-01-12 07:43|| Front Page Top

#7 Does God get schadenfreude?

That wasn't thunder, that was celestial laughter.
Posted by AlanC 2017-01-12 08:25||   2017-01-12 08:25|| Front Page Top

#8 Some long forgotten grunt of a padre in Patton's staff had more 'in' with the Big Fellow than you. Heh(tm)

“It is said, ‘You shall not put the Lord your God to the test.’”
Posted by Procopius2k 2017-01-12 09:20||   2017-01-12 09:20|| Front Page Top

#9 Annnnnddd...the market shows, swallowing isn't that special.
Posted by Skidmark 2017-01-12 10:21||   2017-01-12 10:21|| Front Page Top

#10 God rejected her offer
Posted by DarthVader 2017-01-12 10:49||   2017-01-12 10:49|| Front Page Top

#11 'I have to get way more vocal and become a little bit less mysterious,'

Uh, you never were "mysterious" to me, not even in your prime (which has long since passed). A tramp is a tramp...
Posted by Crusader 2017-01-12 11:57||   2017-01-12 11:57|| Front Page Top

#12 And she was such a nice girl.
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2017-01-12 12:02||   2017-01-12 12:02|| Front Page Top

#13 IIUC, only one person tried to collect on her offer of oral sex for voting for HRC
Posted by lord garth 2017-01-12 12:30||   2017-01-12 12:30|| Front Page Top

#14 Ow!~ You got teeth like a beaver! You'll never work in this town again!

Wait! It's OK! Mook, I cam tak bem oup!
Posted by swksvolFF 2017-01-12 13:01||   2017-01-12 13:01|| Front Page Top

#15 Unfortunately for her, there were a LOT of people - me included - who were praying that Hillary would lose.
Posted by Rambler in Virginia  2017-01-12 15:19||   2017-01-12 15:19|| Front Page Top

#16 and God sais, "Get thee hence, skank"
Posted by Omoluter Bluetooth9850 2017-01-12 15:48||   2017-01-12 15:48|| Front Page Top

#17 Madonna says a lot of things. Thought she was going to leave the country if DJT won. She was also going to give BJs to all who voted for Hillary if she won. Who cares what this woman says anymore? She's about as relevant as the MSM.
Posted by JohnQC 2017-01-12 21:01||   2017-01-12 21:01|| Front Page Top

#18 That's is not how this works at all.
Posted by newc 2017-01-12 22:29||   2017-01-12 22:29|| Front Page Top

#19 God passed on the STD, voted for Trump.
Posted by bbrewer126 2017-01-12 22:55||   2017-01-12 22:55|| Front Page Top

#20 She revealed that on election night she read the Zohar while her agent read the Quran as they tried to will Hillary Clinton to defeat Trump

Well look at which god she was praying to....
Posted by CrazyFool 2017-01-12 23:42||   2017-01-12 23:42|| Front Page Top

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