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2006-05-20 Afghanistan

Dadullah phones in to say he's not captured

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Posted by Dan Darling 2006-05-20 03:41|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [11132 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "No senior Taliban leaders were arrested in southern Afghanistan. If anyone was arrested, they might be ordinary Taliban," he said.

"Whereas I am an extraordinary ~~coward~~ Taliban. See how I bravely call you on the telephone! Neener-neener!"

"Taliban mujahideen are strong and they have made it difficult for the infidels to stay in Afghanistan," he said."

"I would tell you to your face, but that is not convenient at this time so it is clearly not God's will."

Posted by eniac 2006-05-20 06:59|| 2006-05-20 06:59|| Front Page Top

#2 I demand real proof. Take a photo wearing this here radio collar.

Posted by ed 2006-05-20 07:55|| 2006-05-20 07:55|| Front Page Top

#3 If anyone was arrested, they might be ordinary Taliban,

Superior leadership skills.

Posted by 6 2006-05-20 08:20|| 2006-05-20 08:20|| Front Page Top

#4 A man claiming to be Taliban commander Mullah Dadullah said by telephone...

And the reason the Democrats and MSM don't want to know calling patterns is?

Posted by Snamble Spaling5460 2006-05-20 09:53|| 2006-05-20 09:53|| Front Page Top

#5 Dadullah phones in to say he's not captured

can you hear me now?

can you hear me now?

Verizon

Posted by Dadullah 2006-05-20 09:58|| 2006-05-20 09:58|| Front Page Top

#6 The reports of my arrest have been greatly exaggerated...

Posted by Mark Twain 2006-05-20 10:40|| 2006-05-20 10:40|| Front Page Top

#7 "Hello, Mama! Mama? It's your son. Your son Irving. Irving Dadullah. Can you hear me Mama? Yes, it's me. Yes, I know I never call, I never write, but that's why I'm calling. Yes I'm sorry to hear about Mrs. Ishtar's liver, but I don't want to talk about her surgery right now. I'm kind of in a hurry. No. No. Of course I know Mrs. Ishtar, but I'm kind of busy right now, I don't think I've met her daughter. Yes, I'm sure she has a nice personality. Mama, I'm in another country, I can't fly back home just because you lined up a date for me. No, Mama. No, I'm not gay, already. You would be the first to know if I was gay, and I'm not, so please quit asking. (Sigh). What? Oh, yes, Mama. Things have been hard at work recently. Yes, I know I should have stayed at home and been a tailor like Papa, but you know how it is. Mama, did you hear that they were saying they had caught me? Well, they didn't. What? No, I'm not calling from jail. DO NOT pawn your wedding ring. Yes. Yes. No. I don't mean to drive you to an early grave. Mama, It's not my fault that the Infidels keep winning, but you just can't get good help these days. What? Oh. Goodbye Mama. Take care of your hemorrhoids like the doctor said. Goodbye. Right. Okay, goodbye. Uh-huh. Mama, there's someone who wants to use the phone so I have to go now. Uh-huh. Yes. No. Please stop telling people that you think I'm gay. I'm not gay. No. Yes. Yes, Mama. Goodbye Mama. (Sigh). Look, I think there is something wrong with the phone, I can't hear you so well, so I'd better hang up. No, don't call back. I'll try to call next week. Really, I promise. So goodbye. Uh-huh. Goodbye. Yes. Bye-bye. Yes. Kisses."

Posted by Anonymoose 2006-05-20 15:05|| 2006-05-20 15:05|| Front Page Top

#8 LOL 'Moose!

Posted by 6 2006-05-20 15:23|| 2006-05-20 15:23|| Front Page Top

#9 Dadullah from Wazoo on a carphone. You're next on "Die Infidel Die"...

Posted by tu3031 2006-05-20 17:04|| 2006-05-20 17:04|| Front Page Top

#10 Do you have too be missing some body part too be a taliban commander?

Posted by Greamp Elmavinter1163 2006-05-20 22:07|| 2006-05-20 22:07|| Front Page Top

#11 a brain lobe helps...along with a gag reflex

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-05-20 22:34|| 2006-05-20 22:34|| Front Page Top

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