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2014-03-19 India-Pakistan

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Posted by Fred 2014-03-19 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [11124 views ] Top

#1 Hey, Allah, instead of a kitten,
Could there be a Mohammedan smitten
Every time that a stodgy
Misogynist hadji
Goes ape over something you've written?

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2014-03-19 08:06|| 2014-03-19 08:06|| Front Page Top

#2 ...."a stodgy misogynist hadji"

Early morning hat tip to Zen.

Posted by Besoeker 2014-03-19 08:10|| 2014-03-19 08:10|| Front Page Top

#3 A Muslim would-be Sarah Connor
Who wanted to salvage her honor
Time-traveled to Mecca
To purloin Mo's Pecca,
May impious peace be upon her!

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2014-03-19 08:28|| 2014-03-19 08:28|| Front Page Top

#4 Ah,yes,diversity. Can't have moral judgements of others (unless its white western civilization which by dogma is evil).

Posted by Procopius2k 2014-03-19 08:39|| 2014-03-19 08:39|| Front Page Top

#5 #4 Ah,yes,diversity.

Oh, life is a rainbow of cyprian song,
Of ancient and modern perversity;
And getting your freak on can never be wrong
(except at Cairo University).

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2014-03-19 09:27|| 2014-03-19 09:27|| Front Page Top

#6 Damn ZF, do you make money from these poems of the most awesomest magnificance?

Hat Tip cubed good sir.

Posted by AlanC 2014-03-19 10:59|| 2014-03-19 10:59|| Front Page Top

#7 He's on a roll this morning. #3 was the funniest thing I've read is quite some time.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2014-03-19 12:38|| 2014-03-19 12:38|| Front Page Top

#8 Excellent ZF!

I think Rantburg is the only site which has a resident poet - and so gifted! Thanks!

Posted by CrazyFool 2014-03-19 13:15|| 2014-03-19 13:15|| Front Page Top

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