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Stop, Cut! How Militant Minorities Burned Hollywood to the Ground | |
2025-01-12 | |
Direct Translation via Google Translate. Edited. by Olga Kuznetsova [REGNUM] Many of us literally grew up on stories that were actively generated by the generous land in the famous Hollywood Hills. And Hollywood has literally become a household name. ![]() This was an informal name for both areas and a way of thinking, and it was used to characterize a person or a creative product. This word was used to denote a diagnosis, a sentence, and an unattainable peak. And now this place, as if performing its swan song, plays a leading role in all social networks, millions of videos and thousands of newspaper headlines. Forensic scientists and pathologists sometimes engage in purely professional conversations, arguing about which death is the most painful, and burning alive often occupies a leading position in the “ratings” of most specialists. This time there is no reason to disagree with them: Hollywood is indeed burning, twisting and writhing in unimaginable convulsions, emitting black smoke from political deceptions, postponed premieres, ruin and the destroyed expectations of millions of people.
The first news, which was eagerly absorbed by the public, illustrated a completely expected thesis: celebrities are also people and also do not like to lose what they have acquired. Paris Hilton visited the ruins of her mansion, Bella Hadid posted clouds of smoke over the villa where she spent her childhood, Mel Gibson sat on Joe Rogan's podcast and didn't have time to see the fire in his own home. And someone saw in person the sad actor Ben Affleck, rushing between two mansions - his own and his ex-wife's, gathering his children for evacuation. The misadventures of the Category A fire victims forced the American public to remember those who document their lives even in the midst of a global catastrophe: the paparazzi. They, by the way, without any particular embarrassment, are already acting as momentary stars themselves, answering questions from shocked people in the style of “Why don’t you leave here? You’ll die!” Their answers are simple: work is work, there is no strategy, journalists do not specifically hunt for Afflecks and Gibsons, they only document the stories that catch their eye. Some even manage to compare themselves to war correspondents. There are, however, those who film the hottest events from afar and call their colleagues who climb into the thick of things “damn idiots.” The "bloody idiots" are not stopped by anyone's condemnation, however. Photos of crying people against the backdrop of burnt luxury still sell well, as does the atmosphere of decline among those who were recently at the top of their game. REAL VILLAINS Where there is decay, death and destruction, its own "ecosystem" immediately appears, and in it - parasites. In addition to the usual scavengers - paparazzi and looters - American insurers also make their presence known. Against the backdrop of multi-billion dollar losses of their flock, they almost demonstratively washed their hands. As potential loss figures began to emerge through the smoke, it quickly became clear that seven of the twelve largest insurers operating in California had already taken precautions for their own safety and had begun canceling policies on property owners in the state and had stopped issuing new ones. This was done gradually, several months (or even years) before the Hollywood fire, but with a potential eye on such a turn of events. It turns out that California has always been considered a fire-hazardous zone, and in recent years the situation has become especially dire - fires have appeared even in places recognized as safe zones. In response to the outrage, the insurers themselves cheerfully reported that they had simply reacted to changes in local laws that set a limit on the size of insurance premium payments and prevented them from earning money. Admittedly, this process did not begin yesterday and had been going on for several years, but some Californians had their insurance cancelled during the evacuation measures. At some point, a version came to the fore that Hollywood was destroyed by fires of more than just natural origin. The Internet is full of messages and videos about unknown people deliberately setting fires and making the situation worse. According to some experts, this could be beneficial to several categories of people. Firstly, to insurance fraudsters who want to collect payments and get rid of old property that they are unable to maintain. Secondly, to representatives of construction companies - because the fire frees up lands that were previously difficult to acquire legally. No more historic buildings and old houses on expensive plots of land. Frankly, after studying the details, it really does begin to seem like there was an element of intent in the Hollywood fires. THE COMPONENTS OF CHAOS As it turns out, homeless people were caught in several Los Angeles neighborhoods pouring gasoline on the fire and fanning the flames even further. A huge number of fire hydrants were found to be broken, stolen, or turned into scrap metal. The reservoir in the upscale Palisades neighborhood, which holds millions of gallons of water, was taken offline for routine maintenance just this month. The Los Angeles Fire Department's budget was spent on building a transgender* cafeteria, donations to the gay men's choir and the University of Southern California's LGBT* organization. The Los Angeles mayor, who cut the fire department's budget, left for the inauguration of the president of Ghana at the height of the fires and refused to apologize for her departure. Moreover, the lady actually suggested that the victims look for help "somewhere on the Internet," without giving a specific address. The actions have prompted accusations of gross incompetence against both the city of Los Angeles and California Governor Gavin Newsom, with Elon Musk and Donald Trump, as always, at the forefront of the accusations. NEWSOM DROUGHT Trump directly blamed the governor for not signing a bill that would have allowed excess water from rain and melted snow to be redistributed to fire-prone regions. Instead of protecting Californians and one of America’s most beautiful states, Newsom prioritized mythical environmental protection, which ultimately proved fatal. In this regard, according to Trump, Newsom should resign. It is also necessary to ensure the delivery of water from California's north to local farmers so that they can put out fires. This is currently impossible due to the peculiarities of California's environmental laws. If such measures are not taken, Trump has threatened to block federal firefighting aid to the state once he takes office. Some say this is not the first time Trump has threatened to cut off federal aid to California, but the doubts about his next move are particularly unnerving in this case. The governor responded by accusing the US president-elect of trying to politicize the process at a time when many people are suffering terrible hardships. Joe Biden, they say, is behaving completely differently, always ready to provide support and sympathy. Shortly after Newsom's remarks, Biden handed the floor to Vice President Kamala Harris during a briefing on the fires, saying "Madam Vice President, burn it." Apparently, he decided to keep up his signature style until the end. Weather forecasts for the Golden State are still grim, and there is still not enough water to fight the fires. Only one thing is clear now - the era of militant minority rule in Hollywood has burned, not with a blue flame, but still with a flame. And it looks like they created this bright burning with their own hands, committing real political suicide. It is possible that over time these characters will try to return, but they will have to try much harder than before. | |
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Paris Hilton Rides Sybian to Congress? |
2024-12-20 |
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Kim Kardashian roasted for 'ridiculous' outfit at Paris Hilton's Christmas party |
2022-12-22 |
Kim Kardashian seemed to miss the sartorial memo at Paris Hilton’s Christmas party over the weekend, showing up wearing a cropped concert T-shirt and studded black leather pants while everyone else in attendance appeared to be sporting festive looks in red and green. The Skims founder, who seemed to have come straight from nephew Mason Disick’s bar mitzvah, stuck out like a sore thumb next to the “Simple Life” star, who wore a red lace Self-Portrait dress and silver crystal-encrusted Miu Miu high heels. |
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The first invisible sculpture sold for 15 thousand euros. The artist Garau: |
2021-06-04 |
He used to be a tailor. The artist originally from Santa Giusta has created an immaterial sculpture, completely invisible, entitled "I am": if some "layman" can have doubts about its artistic value, they will have to change their mind. The work was sold for 15 thousand euros in the auction organized by Art-Rite, one of the rare Italian auction houses that deals with "sessions" dedicated exclusively to contemporary art. He made clothing for the rich and powerful. The work must be placed in a private house within a space free from any obstruction, with dimensions of approximately 150 x 150 centimeters. Estimated at the start of 6 thousand euros, it has doubled the base reaching, at the hammer, 12 thousand euros (15 thousand with auction rights). Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton were both seen in his creations. Physical, the buyer will find only the guarantee certificate in his hands, which testifies to the archiving of the work and represents the only visual element present in the catalog where, instead of the traditional image of a tangible work, a absolute white space. He even designed costumes especially for the Emperor. The immaterial sculptures by Salvatore Garau — who had already exhibited his installation "Buddha in contemplation" last February in Piazza della Scala in Milan — "have a new historical value and represent a perfect metaphor of our days", reads a note . The work "is completely invisible and cannot, therefore, be reproduced on the network. Not to mention that Garau’s intangible works have zero environmental impact". His courtiers enthused over the fine material and the original designs. "The successful outcome of the auction testifies to an irrefutable fact — comments Garau -: The void is nothing but a space full of energy, and even if we empty it and nothing remains, according to Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle that nothingness has a weight . It therefore has energy that condenses and transforms itself into particles, in short, in us! When I decide to "exhibit" an immaterial sculpture in a given space, that space will concentrate a certain quantity and density of thoughts in a precise point, creating a sculpture that from my title alone will take the most varied forms. After all, don’t we give shape to a God we have never seen? ". Common folk, those dull of wit, especially the dumbasses who hadn't been to college, couldn't appreciate the outfits. You needed at least a couple years of Critical Dress Theory to even see them. |
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6 Reasons why the NY Times Totally Sux |
2017-05-15 |
FTFA: [Cracked] Oh, lovely. We're sure Benjamin appreciated having a custom Seize sur Vingt tuxedo when he was debating which of his nostrils to pick for dinner. Other details of this orgy included how the couple first bonded on a trip to Ibiza with 25 of their closest friends, how their wedding guests included Paris Hilton and Adrien Brody, and how they once got into a minor disagreement over where to put a Gerard van den Berg chair, a trendy La-Z Boy that typically sells for thousands of dollars. Look, wealthy people have every right to throw fancy weddings. But when you get the newspaper to rub our faces in it like this, you inch just that little bit closer to becoming the villains in a young adult dystopia. But don't worry -- their extreme wealth hasn't caused them to forget how to treat working-class life like a novelty: More at the link |
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Golden Chains: 5 Ways America's Wealth Undermines Our Character |
2016-06-25 |
[PJ] "Middle-class society is being strained to the breaking point not, as Marx predicted, by ever-increasing misery but by ever-increasing affluence." -- Eric Hoffer "Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters." -- Victor Hugo It goes without saying that it's better to be rich than poor. However, that doesn't mean that affluence doesn't have its own perils. People instinctively recognize this on a personal level. That's why fabulously wealthy villains are a staple of TV and movies. It's why we mock spoiled, rich celebrities like Meghan McCain, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan. It's why many Americans, fairly or in most cases unfairly, tend to assume that the rich don't understand what life is like for ordinary Americans. Of course, this bring to mind the following question: Why is it that so many Americans can recognize this when they see it in front of them with individuals, but fail to see the same things happening on a national level? |
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A dozen years: A dozen things we've learned |
2013-09-11 |
Another 9-11-01 anniversary rolls around. There will be solemn ceremonies today. Bells will toll. The names of the dead will be read on national television, which won't stick around for all of them but will cut back now and then. As a nation we've expended a dozen years of time, effort, money, and soldiers. This is an appropriate day to look at the state of the nation as a participant in the war against terror. Just a reminder: We're not supposed to call it the war on terror anymore. I forget what its official name is now. Something like "irritating disturbance of international proportions having nothing to do with religion."
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French Capital to Lose Paris Hilton |
2012-08-15 |
[An Nahar] ![]() Real estate and hotel firm SIHPM, owners of the Hilton Arc de Triomphe, took the U.S. group to court for "serious violations of its obligations" under a management contract awarded in 2003. SIHPM accused Hilton of having under-exploited the potential of the hotel, which it believed should be a five-star establishment instead of four, the company's lawyer Maurice Lantourne said. It therefore sought to end the management mandate for the 500-room hotel, according to the ruling dated July 5. The commercial court ruled in favor of SIHPM after finding "breaches" by Hilton, and gave SIHPM three months to "proceed to remove all references to the Hilton brand" on the hotel. An independent expert has also been named to evaluate the damages and interests. The SIHPM is claiming up to 60 million euros. Hilton France said it was contesting the ruling. The U.S. group runs four other hotels outside Paris, including at the city's two main airports and in Versailles, but the Hilton Arc de Triomphe was the only one located in the city center. |
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Paris Hilton avoids jail term under plea deal in drug possession case |
2010-09-19 |
![]() According to the plea deal, aside from pleading guilty to two misdemeanor charges -- drug possession and obstructing a police lieutenant, the 29-year-old must also complete a substance abuse program, pay a 2,000-U.S.-dollar fine and perform 200 hours of community service. The nature and location of the community service will be determined later. If Hilton is arrested during her probation, she will have to serve a full year in jail, the plea agreement states. |
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Famous bimbo arrested for coke possession in Vegas |
2010-08-28 |
![]() Yes, let's cruise the strip in my Escalade trailing a cloud of pot smoke. I'm sure the cops won't mind... A crowd quickly gathered near the stop on Las Vegas Boulevard near the Wynn Las Vegas resort at about 11:30 p.m. PDT Friday, and Hilton was taken into the hotel "to keep her safe" during the initial investigation, police Lt. Wayne Holman said. Begorrah, Muldoon! Get her inside! There's a lynch mob forming! The 29-year-old socialite and Las Vegas nightclub mogul Cy Waits were booked into the Clark County jail, police said. Hilton was released early Saturday morning without bail. Ah. "Socialite". Is that what they call it these days? Officer Marcus Martin said police found that Hilton had a substance that tests later showed to be cocaine, but he did not say how much of the drug was found. She was arrested on a felony cocaine possession charge. If convicted of the low-grade felony, Hilton would get probation, but any violation would be punishable by one to four years in jail. Yes, of course it will... Just like Lindsey Lohan ... Hilton's attorney, David Chesnoff, told The Associated Press on Saturday morning that he was still gathering facts about the arrest. "But I caution people not to rush to judgment," he said. Oh, certainly not... |
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Tycoon with Hilton named |
2010-07-22 |
![]() The Malay tabloid said the websites, including that of OK! Magazine, had identified Hilton as the girl in a sexy pink outfit in a photograph of partygoers aboard a boat in Paris, France. According to the magazine, Mr Low had been splashing his money, holding expensive parties in various nightclubs and running up huge shopping bills. The New York Post reported on Nov 8 last year that Mr Low, who is in his 20s and a graduate from Wharton Business School in Philadelphia, spent thousands of dollars in nightclubs over a three-month period in the United States.He caught media attention after being spotted partying with several celebrities, including singer P. Diddy, in the city. According to the operator of Pink Elephant Club at 27th Street in New York, Mr Low always spent between US$50,000 (S$68,700) and US$60,000 a night, including flying eight waitresses to a party in Malaysia once. He was rumoured to be staying in a posh apartment in Park Imperial in the city, where James Bond actor Daniel Craig and P. Diddy also lived. Mr Low, whose own recent birthday party was attended by actress Megan Fox, was said to be working as a consultant with a few international companies. |
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AWOL Afghans Found ... on Facebook | |
2010-06-26 | |
They're on Facebook. And, by the look of things, they're not unlike millions of other young men on the social networking site. One proclaims to be a fan of Paris Hilton and is a member of a group named "FREE Webcam Sex with ME!" Another is a fan of hip hop music, Michael Jackson, the tearjerker movie The Notebook, Family Guy and Sports Center. Another is a fan of soccer and the Godfather. | |
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