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| Authentic Haggis ‘May’ Be Legalized for Purchase in the US of A! |
| 2025-02-08 |
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| Posted by:Clem+Elmish4239 |
| #5 "Welcome to MacPopeye's. May I take your order?" "Yeah, baby, gimme a three piece dark with a side of dirty oatmeal and a extra scone. Ooh, wait, is that a picture of fried lungs up on that menu?" "Sure is, baby. They good, too." "Okay, just gimme two orders of them instead. And a jalapeño." Still craving those damn livers. |
| Posted by: Pancho Poodle8452 2025-02-08 23:58 |
| #4 They have to include the lungs to be authentic haggis |
| Posted by: Gloluns Turkeyneck4904 2025-02-08 20:50 |
| #3 You can buy Haggis on line and there are some groceries that sell them. I suppose they are 'not authentic' in some sense. |
| Posted by: Lord Garth 2025-02-08 20:39 |
| #2 Wiki AI Cite: "Haggis is a savory Scottish dish made from minced sheep's offal, oatmeal, suet, and spices, and traditionally cooked in a sheep's stomach. It's a key part of Burns Night supper on January 25th. " You need a number of "glasses" before dinner... |
| Posted by: NoMoreBS 2025-02-08 15:40 |
| #1 The taste is best chased with whisky that tastes like dirt. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2025-02-08 13:46 |