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Home Front: Politix
Joe Biden prepares for presidential debate against Donald Trump with five-day Camp David trip
2024-06-21
[Daily Mail, Where America Gets Its News] President Joe The Big Guy Biden
...46th president of the U.S. We get to suffer the consequences...
heads to the reclusive mountain resort of Camp David on Thursday night to lock himself up with advisers to prepare for next week's debate with Donald Trump
...dictatorial for repealing some (but not all) of the diktats of his predecessor, misogynistic because he likes pretty girls, homophobic because he doesn't think gender bending should be mandatory, truly a man for all seasons......
With the showdown one week away, Biden, who prefers briefing binders and practice sessions, will be focused on holding Trump accountable on his record and coming up with punchy one-liners to throw off the former president.

Trump, meanwhile, has been trying out new catch phrases and bits of rhetoric, ready to pound his rival with his words.

Next Thursday's debate in Atlanta is believed to be the first time the two men will be in the same room together in four years - since their final presidential debate on October 15, 2020.
Posted by:Fred

#8  Trump won the coin toss to give his closing statement after Bidet gives his. That's a plus right there.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2024-06-21 19:52  

#7  "Mr. Trump, Mr. Trump (because they'd never say President Trump), Mr. Trump, can we please stay on task!"

Trump starts doing the robot, shuffles around, pretends to sit in an invisible chair.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2024-06-21 19:38  

#6  Icing the batter would be hilarious. Trump just walking around the mound for 30 minutes, just saying random stuff, better if it doesn't make sense. "Say hey, Joe, purple how's your wife pickle marshmallow?" Stand there with anticipating answer face, starts to answer and throw a glad hand ball to the audience.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2024-06-21 19:36  

#5  Would be totally interesting if there was a broadcast delay and the drug puppet started to wind down
Posted by: Frank G   2024-06-21 18:31  

#4  3 pounds methamphetamine, 3 pounds adderall, 1 large baggie crack, 2 glass pipes, 2 metal straws, 5 IV baggies, slow drip. 20 sets dermal adhesive introduction system, three pair normal pupal contact lenses with polarization, 2 miniature ear pieces with vibrate notice option, 1 bottle J&J baby shampoo.

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty nice weekend at Camp David with all this stuff.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2024-06-21 17:09  

#3  Joe has declined. They will dose him up, get him through and the process will damage him further. Soon Joe will just be able to communicate by burbling bubbles with his spit. It has gone from Lunch pail Joe to Lunchbox to Snak Pak. We will surely end up with a bib and spoonfuls of Gerbers as Jill makes airplane noises
Posted by: Super Hose   2024-06-21 12:27  

#2  Getting those small details down for the Disney animatronics team still takes time.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2024-06-21 10:42  

#1  White House promotes Biden official who compared police to slave patrols, wants to abolish ICE

As if KJP wasn't enough.
Posted by: Skidmark   2024-06-21 10:07  

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