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| Marvel’s ‘The Eternals’ Will Feature First Man-on-Man Gay Kiss |
| 2020-02-19 |
| [BREITBART] Damn! And I have to wash my hair that night! |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #19 The last....5? Marvel movies have been...well, to put it mildly, crap. I'm done with them. Tired of the spandex comic book movies anyway. |
| Posted by: Silentbrick 2020-02-19 23:43 |
| #18 ^ Boy, no kidding. Anybody talking shit about the German sense of humor gotta fight me too. Anybody except MM. |
| Posted by: Chunky Dark Lord of the Slytherins9097 2020-02-19 20:26 |
| #17 #15 - late Snark 'O The Day entry |
| Posted by: Frank G 2020-02-19 19:30 |
| #16 Needless to say, some markets will not have this scene in their prints. And the brave wokescolds will still happily take their money while shoving Western normies' noses in shit. |
| Posted by: charger 2020-02-19 19:19 |
| #15 "Will Feature First Man-on-Man Gay Kiss" I had Nevada debate |
| Posted by: European Conservative 2020-02-19 19:08 |
| #14 Dong Work for Yuda - Joe's Garage, Frank Zappa |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-02-19 19:01 |
| #13 "Get woke, go broke" |
| Posted by: Crusader 2020-02-19 18:57 |
| #12 The fact that they are advertising this says a lot. |
| Posted by: rjschwarz 2020-02-19 15:39 |
| #11 And lo, all this gayness Was horribly heinous, Enraging the hater, And, sure, their creator, Who nipped in the bud What occurred in the mud, But whose creatures continue to cruise. |
| Posted by: Chunky Dark Lord of the Slytherins9097 2020-02-19 13:39 |
| #10 Has Salami, really? Suppose I need to just get ready to find out one of the nine realms is the Star Wars universe, and lady Thor along with gay Spiderman travel there to clear up latest flopogy. Parker and Jar-Jar fall in love, and we find out Gungans are hermaphrodites when their child is born. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-02-19 13:36 |
| #9 Mercifully, the gay thing's one of many common vices to which I seem to have been born completely immune. Downside is, you can guess my second biggest vice (and deduce the procrastination) from a block away. *torpid sigh* Don't have the context to know, but might Marvel maybe mean the very, very first? Cue lava fountains and meteors blazing through thin atmosphere of early Earth, eons of imperceptiby gradual cooling, and finally... In the humid primordial ooze, A... something... was having a snooze. "Whoops! Sorry there, buddy... The fog... it wuz muddy..." And lo, down the ages Compounded the wages Of sodomite sin, For THEY DID IT AGAIN, Did Spartans and sages, Fey knights and their pages, Mad Muslims in rages, Big apes in small cages, Yats, overpacked rats ("Give a pass to the cats!"), And, pace you ageists, Small Asians, for wages. Some do it for fun ("I was born this way, hon!"); A few chase your kiddies, But some, only titties, And maybe a shlong If it helps them belong. Unaltered pic-a-nic, so help me. |
| Posted by: Chunky Dark Lord of the Slytherins9097 2020-02-19 13:35 |
| #8 Well, no, not really. First, have you seen commercials lately? By the time this comes out guy guy kissing will be old hat. Second, there is a guy guy kiss scene in that latest Aliens regurgitation. Alcibiades was a bad-ass. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-02-19 10:49 |
| #6 Why do we bend over for 2% of the population? I see what you did there - well played. |
| Posted by: Raj 2020-02-19 09:34 |
| #5 "Your stool softener may have serious side effects." Quote was stolen from another thread. Its funnier here. |
| Posted by: mossomo 2020-02-19 09:27 |
| #4 Glad there is another movie I'll never see out there. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2020-02-19 08:54 |
| #3 Don't give em your dollars |
| Posted by: Frank G 2020-02-19 07:57 |
| #2 Why do we bend over for 2% of the population? |
| Posted by: Uleck Spererong9442 2020-02-19 07:38 |
| #1 Like the first one? Ever? I should like to point Marvel toward Plato's Symposium: a big hit for some 2500 years now. And Alcibiades was an actual guy that led actual armies into actual battles too. |
| Posted by: Secret Master 2020-02-19 01:36 |