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2010-04-20 |
![]() A man who was caught drink-driving in a toy car with a top speed of 4mph has been banned from driving. Paul Hutton, 40, was pulled over by police as he drove an electric Barbie car, which moves slower than a mobility scooter, near his home in Essex. Mr Hutton, who has four children Simon, 17, Calum, 14, Laina, 12, and John, 11, admitted being a 'complete twit'. Speaking after the hearing at Colchester magistrates court, he said: "You have to be a contortionist to get in, and then you can't get out. I was very surprised to get done for drink-driving but I was a twit to say the least. "It is designed for three-to-five-year-olds. Originally it was a pink Barbie car but I put bigger wheels on it but it's not fast. "I'm not unhappy with my punishment, just a little bit surprised." Mr Hutton, who is divorced, is a former RAF aeronautical engineer who now studies electrical engineering at Colchester Institute. He explained: "I'm in the third year of my electrical engineering course and it was a little project I was doing with my son who is doing a car mechanics course. When it was done I couldn't resist the temptation to take it out." Mr Hutton, was found to be twice the drink-drive limit, he said. Appearing before magistrates last week, he admitted driving the toy car while drunk. He was given a mandatory three-year ban because he had received another drink-drive ban within the past ten years. Magistrates also gave him a 12-month conditional discharge and ordered him to pay £85 court costs. Chairman of the bench Neil Munson said: "This is most unusual. I have never seen the like of it in 15 years on the bench. "The vehicle is not even capable of doing the speed of a mobility scooter and could be outrun by a pedestrian. Taking this into account, we feel we can impose a sentence of a conditional discharge for a period of 12 months." The car was confiscated by police until the hearing but Mr Hutton now hopes to get it back. |
Posted by:john frum |
#7 I can;t wait to see this on COPS..... |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2010-04-20 15:00 |
#6 They sure don't pay cops to think these days. Probably just as well, they'd have to fire 95% of the dept. if they did. |
Posted by: bigjim-CA 2010-04-20 14:55 |
#5 Did Barbie and/or Ken file a stolen car report? Just curious :-) |
Posted by: WolfDog 2010-04-20 10:43 |
#4 Thank goodness he didn't run down a teddy bear. |
Posted by: Perfesser 2010-04-20 09:32 |
#3 Mr Hutton, . . . admitted being a 'complete twit'. Give him credit for self-awareness, at least. |
Posted by: Mike 2010-04-20 08:49 |
#2 Or the idiot that imposed targets on arrests et al |
Posted by: Oscar 2010-04-20 07:55 |
#1 The idiot is probably the police officer who arrested him. |
Posted by: phil_b 2010-04-20 00:27 |