Stop! Or I'll...BANG...shoot!From the press agency that can not be named...
Mohammed Yusuf
That'd be the head of the Nigerian "Taliban"...
"died in police custody."
I'll bet it was heart failure. Wanna bet?
No way! Cirrhosis!
RaB Training Team final exam?
Troops killed about 100 militants.
In addition to the 200 or so they banged previously...
Yusuf reportedly found in a goat's pen at the home of his in-laws.
"Come out witcher hands up!"
"No! I'm a goat!"
"Come out now or you're dinner!"
"Alright. I'm comin'. I'm comin'."
"shot while trying to escape."
"Hokay. I'm out now."
[BANG!]
"Aaaiiieee! [THUD!]"
"He's dead, Jim!"
Human Rights Watch:"extremely worrying."
Oh, yasss. I just don't know how I'm gonna sleep tonight...
"Authorities must act immediately to investigate and hold to account all those responsible for this unlawful killing."
Harrrumph...harrumph...harrumpph...