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2008-01-17 |
![]() TheyÂ’ll have to chisel another name into the wall where stupid criminals are memorialized. An armed robber shot himself in the groin as he was robbing a convenience store Tuesday, cops said. A clerk reported that a man carrying a handgun entered the Village Pantry demanding cash and cigarettes. The clerk put the cash in a bag, and when she turned to get the smokes, the gun went off. Cops say surveillance video shows the man shooting himself as he placed the gun in his waistband. They later found Derrick Kosch, 25, suffering from a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg. Kosch, charged with armed robbery and criminal recklessness and battery, was released from the hospital Tuesday and booked into the county jail, where the other inmates no doubt are being very understanding. |
Posted by:Mike |
#5 Stuck the pistol in his pants and blew his Bonaparte. Must be related to Napoleon. |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2008-01-17 19:08 |
#4 Gee, I didn't set out to blow my balls off today, but I did! |
Posted by: Derrick Kosch 2008-01-17 17:07 |
#3 Hopefully the gs wound to the right jewel takes. I don't see a need for any little Derrick Kosch's running around based on his father's intelect. |
Posted by: Broadhead6 2008-01-17 14:40 |
#2 "I will put the safety on." "I will put the safety on." "I will put the safety on." |
Posted by: Perfesser 2008-01-17 13:55 |
#1 Derrick Kosch, 25, Jail inmates call him "Derrick No Balls" now. |
Posted by: RD 2008-01-17 13:07 |