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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Man accused of telling airport security penis pump was a bomb
2006-08-23
Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey.
"What's that in your bag, my son?"
"Umm, nothing Mom. Ssshh, we're coming up the security zone."
"Well I never, sushing a mother. What's that in your bag?"
"MOM-M-M-M!"
So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said. When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto. He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.
"Look, call it anything you want, just don't tell my mother!"
He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office. Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.
I think it's safe to say that Madin won't be reproducing any stoopid offspring any time in the near future. Wonder if he can get a Darwin?
Posted by:anonymous5089

#9  Didn't this guy used to be a judge?
Posted by: Mike   2006-08-23 16:57  

#8  My first impressions reading this were "vow, this so could be me", and "why on earth would you want to bring a penis pump to turkey?... Oh, wait...".
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-08-23 16:03  

#7  So his mother would be upset at a penis pump, but not at a bomb?

Some insight into the muslim mentality.
Posted by: DoDo   2006-08-23 14:24  

#6  Hmmm. He'd rather go to Federal Prison than tell his mother he likes to masturbate? Talk about sexual repression.
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-08-23 14:21  

#5  No, no. I said it's "Da bomb".
Posted by: Amin   2006-08-23 13:50  

#4  What do you suppose would have happened if he appeared before that judge that just got booted for using one on the bench?
Posted by: Chuck Simmins   2006-08-23 13:49  

#3  Note to mother of Amin:

I know he's 29, but consider a retractable leash and closer monitoring of this fine lad please.
Posted by: Besoeker   2006-08-23 13:44  

#2  bwhahahahaha ok ok i'll stop bwhahahahahahaha Oh God I would have been on the floor laughing so hard. I am glad I don't work for TSA they would have had to fire me for pointing and laughing.
Posted by: djohn66   2006-08-23 13:07  

#1  a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother

...and a penis pump. Can you say "looooooooser"?
Posted by: tu3031   2006-08-23 12:55  

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