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450 sheep jump to their deaths in Turkey | ||
2005-07-08 | ||
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The estimated loss to families in the town of Gevas, located in Van province in eastern Turkey, tops $100,000, a significant amount of money in a country where average GDP per head is around $2,700. "Every family had an average of 20 sheep," Aksam quoted another villager, Abdullah Hazar as saying. "But now only a few families have sheep left. It's going to be hard for us." | ||
Posted by:Steve |
#11 It's a scary thing to realize that one can write better moonbat rants than most actual moonbats. |
Posted by: Mike 2005-07-08 22:41 |
#10 musta jus got em nyoos chainey got re-elektend |
Posted by: muck4doo 2005-07-08 18:53 |
#9 Mike made that up? Damn, now Ima wonder about Mike. Crazy good. |
Posted by: Shipman 2005-07-08 17:06 |
#8 Hehe Mike. It is funny 'cus it is true. |
Posted by: mmurray821 2005-07-08 16:19 |
#7 *snort* *choke* LMAO!!! |
Posted by: .com 2005-07-08 15:50 |
#6 Meanwhile, on a discussion thread at Democratic Underground: Look. I'm horrified and sorry for the poor sheep but I'm wise to 9/11 and this is just too suspicious for me. Maybe I'm way too cynical or hateful of PNAC and this administration but I can see clearly how this will serve Bu$h. -- Gets attention off Rove, Wilson/Plame, the Supreme Court, the Italian CIA and other big problems for Bu$h. -- Pays back the Turks for not supporting Chimpy's oil war. -- Pays off Bu$h's rich rancher contributors. -- Means cheap lamb chops for Halliburton to sell back to the govt. at inflated prices. -- Keeps the press too busy for investigations. Every time Bu$h needs a distraction, a shark bites some kid or Michael jackson gets indicted or the Reds blow a three-run lead. Of course the Pre$$ always lets him get away with it. Bastards. |
Posted by: Mike 2005-07-08 15:47 |
#5 They're all wasted Apparently so. |
Posted by: R 2005-07-08 13:55 |
#4 I knew those genetic experiments using lemming DNA would come to this, but would they listen to me? NoooOOOOooo! |
Posted by: Dar 2005-07-08 12:46 |
#3 Turkey. Where men are men and sheep are... dead, evidently. |
Posted by: tu3031 2005-07-08 11:06 |
#2 And 450 amorous Turkish shepards followed them. |
Posted by: ed 2005-07-08 10:59 |
#1 Look at the bright side. Big BBQ with meat already tenderized. I did have lamb chops for dinner last night and they were tasty. |
Posted by: BigEd 2005-07-08 10:51 |