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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Dumb Crook News
2005-04-14
Rogersville, Tenn. (AP) --
Hawkins County authorities were waiting for two would-be burglars after a cell phone in a suspect's pocket accidentally dialed 911 and dispatchers overheard them plotting the crime. Authorities arrested Jason Anthony Arnold, 29, and James Keith Benton, 38, both of Church Hill, and charged them with burglary and theft over $500. Officers said they tried to steal a refrigerator from a mobile home dealership.
They needed to keep their beer cold
The Hawkins County Sheriff's Department was tipped off early Friday morning when dispatchers overheard a 40-minute conversation from a cell phone about plans to rob the dealership.
40 minutes to plan this caper. This was some serious criminals
"It's the kind with the numbers exposed," detective Eve Jackson said. "Apparently with this type of phone if you hold down the number nine it automatically dials 911. So Mr. Arnold's phone was in his front jeans pocket, and somehow the number nine got pressed, and central dispatch heard everything they said." Deputies thought the 911 call could have been a prank because it was April Fool's Day, but the scene unfolded exactly the way the conversation had described. The suspects went into one of the mobile homes, carried out a refrigerator and were surprised when police came out from hiding and confronted them. Authorities were hoping to identify other accomplices by listening to the 911 call again.
I can picture the scene later. "You had your phone in your pocket?"
"Yep, I might have needed to make a call. OW! OWOWOWOWOW! Stop hitting me!"

This is the same town where a fight between two trailer dwellers who were drunk was broken up by a Pit Bull. Someone posted about the other story a couple of months ago. We never lack for intertainment here in East Tennessee. This town is only about 20 miles from the Deacon Blues Pork Palace.
Posted by:Deacon Blues

#21  db's always got the best storys. :)
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-04-14 8:45:38 PM  

#20  Nothing like reach out and touch someone!

I once heard a story about two bank robber's who threw a bag of money out the window of their car after the die pack exploded- then parked the car went inside the bar and grill for a brewski. Unknowingly, the bag made a money trail, that ended
just before the driveway to the bar and grill,
needless to say, the cops did not have a hard time locating the bank robber's!

Andrea Jackson
Posted by: Andrea Jackson   2005-04-14 8:03:03 PM  

#19  Capsu78, I know the Vikings didn't burn their ships they also didn't have horns on their helmets. I board a horse here for a Norwegian who has been in country for 4 years. He's a real scream. I've got LOTS of stories about him. .com, now that's a hat!
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2005-04-14 7:25:55 PM  

#18  Damn, Deacon - you have all the fun!

I'm jealous. ;-p
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2005-04-14 7:18:20 PM  

#17  This has to be placed in the CLASSICS if only for DB's story..... LOL!
Posted by: CrazyFool   2005-04-14 6:25:11 PM  

#16  Viking update here... Recently went to the Viking Museum in Norway where they have a couple of 1200 year old viking ships. The reason they had ships? Because they didn't burn them, they would bury them with artifacts and riches. The viking burning ship may be a Hollywood creation.
The other interesting (to me anyway) factoid is that contrary to popular belief, the Vikings weren't the bloody cut-throats they were made out to be. They were on a boat with 20-30 guys max, and if you were reckless with who you picked a fight with, and a viking got killed, you had to row back home for yourself and him as well. In the overall scheme of warfare, I got the impression they were risk averse.
Of course, this might be some "peaceful Norwegian" propoganda. No mention of Burning ships anywhere to be found.
Posted by: Capsu78   2005-04-14 6:00:23 PM  

#15  Did I mention there was beer involved?

This needs to be the title of a Rantburg category.
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2005-04-14 5:50:58 PM  

#14  On the not quite so amusing side, our local Knoxville, TN police managed after firing 26 rounds at a fellow with CO2 pistol, to hit him in the arm and wound him slightly. Were I the police chief, I think I'd be checking to make sure the scores of these guys on their next training rotation.
Posted by: Silentbrick   2005-04-14 5:21:14 PM  

#13  This is a favorite. And she's wearing a hat, too.
Posted by: .com   2005-04-14 4:36:14 PM  

#12  Got a Solar Powered Cool Cap?

This place looks like fun, heh.
Posted by: .com   2005-04-14 4:20:27 PM  

#11  Lol, DB - I didn't know you were quite so sartorially splendid!

Now I'll keep a sharp eye out for cool hats to recommend, heh...
Posted by: .com   2005-04-14 4:16:49 PM  

#10  .com, I was looking on a website for hats, I have a large collection, and there were several Viking helmets listed so I bought one. This probably sounds weird but I wear a different hat to work every monday. So far the Viking helmet and the beanie with the propellar were the favorites.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2005-04-14 4:13:19 PM  

#9  The perfect choice, Sobiesky!
Posted by: .com   2005-04-14 4:00:33 PM  

#8  DB, that's a helluva story! Deserves some sound effects!
Posted by: Sobiesky   2005-04-14 3:59:35 PM  

#7  DB - ROFL!!!

Viking funerals in TN. Lol!

Now you get to explain how and why you came to possess a Viking helmet. Did that involve some brewski's, as well? Lol!

Funniest mental image in weeks - Bravo, DB!
Posted by: .com   2005-04-14 3:58:04 PM  

#6  Actually, Psycho, I live on a gravel road.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2005-04-14 3:54:32 PM  

#5  Dar, I do have a TV, we have sattelite. True story, My nearest neighbor, Fred, came by the house a couple of months ago and wanted to borrow my Viking helmet. It seems his dog, Pup, had goteen squished about a mile up the road and Fred wanted to give him a Viking funeral. He had a rope tied to Pup and was dragging him with his truck because Pup was in no condition to be put in the truck. He said it sounded like he was dragging a rug. Anyway, Fred built a funeral pyre because he didn't want to burn his boat and anyway it was too dangerous to let a burnning boat loose in the creek. Apparantly he used a bit too much kerosene and in the resulting "festivities" the fire spread to the trailerhouse. Did I mention there was beer involved? Fred ran in and called the Volunteer Fire Department but we had the fire out by the time they got there. They came anyway because they had never been to a Viking funeral. There was really no damage done to the trailerhouse. I really needed a picture of Fred talking to the Fire Chief while wearing my Viking helmet and holding a beer.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2005-04-14 3:53:44 PM  

#4  You think...
Preview is your friend.
Posted by: ed   2005-04-14 1:44:16 PM  

#3  You they're sorry now? Wait till they get their phone bill.
Posted by: ed   2005-04-14 1:43:05 PM  

#2  DB -- Do you even have a TV or do you sit on the porch and watch the neighbors for entertainment? :-)
Posted by: Dar   2005-04-14 1:38:53 PM  

#1  "This toen is only about 20 miles from the Deacon Blues Pork Palace. "

If you smell the BBQ, you're gettin' close. If you hit the gravel road, you done gone too far.

That's just down the road from Rick and Billy's Bait Shop and Dog Grooming Emporium, correct?

Ahh, how I miss E TN. Thanks, Deacon.
Posted by: Psycho Hillbilly   2005-04-14 12:46:34 PM  

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