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2026-08-05 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Female cyclists suspected of increasing breast size to improve aerodynamics

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[Regnum] Several female cyclists are suspected of augmenting their breasts for an aerodynamic advantage. This was reported on August 3 by Wieler Flits.

Increasing?? I’d need to see the physics calculations to believe that.
Representatives of several women's world cycling teams contacted the portal. They noted that their competitors use special pads in their bras. This alters the airflow around their bodies and reduces pressure on their hips. This gives them an advantage of up to a second per kilometer. The portal's representatives tested this hypothesis. They analyzed photographs of numerous athletes' breasts and found that they were highly likely to use bra modifications.

"The augmentation in one of these racers was done 'very well,' " the portal's researchers noted.

Several women's Tour de France teams have also appealed to the UCI jury to clearly define this rule. One possible solution would be to organize special breast examinations of the athletes before the start of the race.

Previously, Italian plastic surgeon Alessandro Littara enlarged the genitals of ski jumpers using hyaluronic acid. The doctor admitted in an interview with REN TV that some athletes reported disliked the way their penises "shrinked" after training. This caused embarrassment and discomfort in the locker room. Therefore, they requested a generous dose of hyaluronic acid injected directly into their genitals.

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Posted by badanov 2026-08-05 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [451 views ] Top

1 Tour de France riders accused of cheating with bigger, padded bras — with teams calling for inspections

Posted by Skidmark 2026-08-05 01:26|| 2026-08-05 01:26|| Front Page Top

2 I guess I was wrong, but it’s fascinating to find the only sport where a greater endowment is a helpful.

Posted by trailing wife 2026-08-05 01:34|| 2026-08-05 01:34|| Front Page Top

3 Mrs. Warthog could have dominated this sport! I'm a lucky man ;)

Posted by Warthog 2026-08-05 06:36|| 2026-08-05 06:36|| Front Page Top

4

I'll need to see comparison pictures or a video to form an opinion. 😇

Posted by NN2N1 2026-08-05 06:56|| 2026-08-05 06:56|| Front Page Top

5 An interesting theory that calls for some hands-on experimentation. For Science!

Posted by SteveS 2026-08-05 07:32|| 2026-08-05 07:32|| Front Page Top

Posted by swksvolFF 2026-08-05 10:00|| 2026-08-05 10:00|| Front Page Top

7 Need more studies. Lots of busty studies.

Posted by DarthVader 2026-08-05 10:33|| 2026-08-05 10:33|| Front Page Top

8 "One possible solution would be to organize special breast examinations of the athletes before the start of the race."

Seems legit.

Posted by Megabyses 2026-08-05 11:09|| 2026-08-05 11:09|| Front Page Top

9 it’s fascinating to find the only sport where a greater endowment is helpful.

Don't disregard the sport of love.

Posted by Skidmark 2026-08-05 12:10|| 2026-08-05 12:10|| Front Page Top

10 "...One possible solution would be to organize special breast examinations of the athletes before the start of the race...."

Ah Pierre, I see you are an hour early for work again today.

Posted by Lord Garth 2026-08-05 19:02|| 2026-08-05 19:02|| Front Page Top

11 Between AI's rise and websearch's demise I don't suppose there's any such thing as a hapax anymore, but how about... draftig?

Posted by Shomoger Hupeagum3945 2026-08-05 22:51|| 2026-08-05 22:51|| Front Page Top

12 Or zafting?

Posted by Shomoger Hupeagum3945 2026-08-05 22:53|| 2026-08-05 22:53|| Front Page Top

13 I see what you did there, Shomoger Hupeagum3945. :-)

Posted by trailing wife 2026-08-05 23:06|| 2026-08-05 23:06|| Front Page Top

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