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2026-05-02 Israel-Palestine-Jordan

Fatah Officials Accuse IDF of Training Rats to Attack Palestinian Children

Yesterday we read about the rat infestation in the Gaza DP communities. Today we learn that Fatah officials in Gaza, who can only speak freely because the IDF has knocked Hamas off its throne, claim the IDF trains rats to nibble on tender Palestinian toesies. Twitchy has the details at the link. One example:

Yes we have a special Mossad division that trains dogs, cats and rats to attack Palestinians.

We are working on training chickens now too.

Scary! 🙄

Also we use genies as has been confirmed many times by our enemies.

Did I mention our new squirrel brigade? 😈 pic.twitter.com/wwQ2CYNIk3
— My right to exist 🇮🇱 (@MyRightToExist) April 29, 2026

This editor is still impressed that Fatah's Jamal Obeid can tell that there are new rodents in the Gaza Strip that don't match the existing ones. Are they wearing little yarmulkes?

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1 Cannibal rats?

Posted by Grom the Affective 2026-05-02 03:35|| 2026-05-02 03:35|| Front Page Top

2 Does anyone have a good 'eyeroll' emoji for stuff like this?

Posted by Whiskey Mike 2026-05-02 03:42|| 2026-05-02 03:42|| Front Page Top

3 Cannibal rats would eat other rats, which they do, Grom. Nibbling on tender people toes is an old-fashioned ratty treat.

Posted by trailing wife 2026-05-02 04:11|| 2026-05-02 04:11|| Front Page Top

4 ^Not if you share my view of Falestinians.

Posted by Grom the Affective 2026-05-02 04:45|| 2026-05-02 04:45|| Front Page Top

5 The Rat Brigade

Posted by NN2N1 2026-05-02 05:33|| 2026-05-02 05:33|| Front Page Top

6 Desert Rats?

Posted by Procopius2k 2026-05-02 06:50|| 2026-05-02 06:50|| Front Page Top

7 So, someone finally found a good use for the Demonrats. Who pays for the transport from DC?

Posted by alanc 2026-05-02 08:10|| 2026-05-02 08:10|| Front Page Top

8 So Fafour, too, like assaulting children.

Pallywood also have an answer for Diddy?

-screams from the back-
GRRRRRTAAAA!

Posted by swksvolFF 2026-05-02 09:33|| 2026-05-02 09:33|| Front Page Top

9 They ever think that palestinian children are especially tasty to rats?

Posted by DarthVader 2026-05-02 11:03|| 2026-05-02 11:03|| Front Page Top

10 I figured there were some things rats wouldn't touch...

Posted by Frank G 2026-05-02 11:10|| 2026-05-02 11:10|| Front Page Top

11 Cannibal rats?

"Cannibal is such a judgmental word. We prefer to think of ourselves as opportunistic omnivores."

Posted by SteveS 2026-05-02 12:01|| 2026-05-02 12:01|| Front Page Top

12 The rat 'apocalypse' forcing residents in a northwestern state to catch vermin with their bare hands

Posted by Skidmark 2026-05-02 20:59|| 2026-05-02 20:59|| Front Page Top

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