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2024-08-09 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Chinese nationals illegally in US arrested in east Texas for money laundering

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Posted by Skidmark 2024-08-09 00:09|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1820 views ] Top
File under: Migrants/Illegal Immigrants

1 You have to know that the seizure guys were lit up over $250K in gold.

Posted by ed in texas 2024-08-09 08:42|| 2024-08-09 08:42|| Front Page Top

2 "Money laundering" - more likely CCP financing for the division or so of military age males that have strolled over the border.

Posted by Mercutio 2024-08-09 14:26|| 2024-08-09 14:26|| Front Page Top

3 Rendering gold is prob easier than smuggling cash.

Posted by Skidmark 2024-08-09 15:10|| 2024-08-09 15:10|| Front Page Top

4 Don't invest $ with Oxford Gold Group if you want to see it again

Posted by Frank G 2024-08-09 16:00|| 2024-08-09 16:00|| Front Page Top

5 There is a Chinese laundry joke in there somewhere, but I can't find it.

Posted by EMS Artifact 2024-08-09 17:24|| 2024-08-09 17:24|| Front Page Top

6 "No tickee, no payoff."

Posted by SteveS 2024-08-09 19:15|| 2024-08-09 19:15|| Front Page Top

7 Confucius say, "Chinaman picky!
For laundry you gotta have tickee...
But if you need cash,
Just chuck tickee in trash
And turn trick. Not to worry, just quickie!"

Posted by Pancho Poodle8452 2024-08-09 22:31|| 2024-08-09 22:31|| Front Page Top

8 "Excuse, please. Have appointments for long lunch and moon viewing. But don't worry, I back for next erection!"

Posted by Pancho Poodle8452 2024-08-09 22:33|| 2024-08-09 22:33|| Front Page Top

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