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2023-04-21 -Great Cultural Revolution
WATCH: Rep. Rosa DeLauro praises Transportation Sec. Buttigieg for the development of 'female crash test dummies'
[Breaking 911 (Twitter)] "This will start to fight the gender inequity among vehicle safety and crash victims." # id) ?>
Posted by DooDahMan 2023-04-21 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1825 views ]  Top

1 about twice as many males as females die in traffic crashes

https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/databriefs/db400-H.pdf
Posted by lord garth 2023-04-21 00:23||   2023-04-21 00:23|| Front Page Top

2 To make it more realistic they'll put the "female" test dummies in the driver's seat.
Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2023-04-21 01:10||   2023-04-21 01:10|| Front Page Top

3 Anatomic correctness is next to Godliness.
Posted by Helmuth, Speaking for Sholugum453 2023-04-21 01:20||   2023-04-21 01:20|| Front Page Top

4 So, would a 'man-dummy', transitioning, be considered a 'woman-dummy' driver?

I'm so confused.
Looks like Rep. DeLauro is too.
Posted by Skidmark 2023-04-21 06:05||   2023-04-21 06:05|| Front Page Top

5 So will they place the female dummies in the passenger seat so they can 'side-seat-drive' to be more realistic??
Posted by CrazyFool in Texas 2023-04-21 07:08||   2023-04-21 07:08|| Front Page Top

6 They need trans dummies in the interest of fairness equity
Posted by Fred 2023-04-21 08:51||   2023-04-21 08:51|| Front Page Top

7 I have not read the article, but based on the headline and picture it looks like the current plan is to dress Cliff Richards in drag and use him as a crash test dummy.

As a lower cost solution, you could declare about half of the dead women to be dead guys or whatever is necessary until we have death equity. Be sure not to consult the families about the gender changes because their beliefs matter as little as biology in our new DEI mindset that ignores the fact that, all other things being equal, a man’s physiology stands up better to high speed impact unless it involves James Harden punching us in the nuts.
Posted by Super Hose 2023-04-21 09:04||   2023-04-21 09:04|| Front Page Top

8 They've been using female (and child) crash test dummies for like 50 years.
So how can you tell if it's a female crash test dummy, or a male one that identifies as female?
The next step is to paint them different colors, because, you know, inclusivity.
Posted by ed in texas 2023-04-21 09:58||   2023-04-21 09:58|| Front Page Top

9 Lemmiwinks is my..my precious..

Gollum! Gollum!
Posted by swksvolFF 2023-04-21 10:26||   2023-04-21 10:26|| Front Page Top

10 Lookit her being all cutting edge and stuff in the video clip, with her streak of primary coloured hair, cartoon glasses frames, and dramatically eclectic rings. What in the old days was described as mutton dressed as 80 year old lamb. Still, no doubt it amuses her grandchildren.
Posted by trailing wife 2023-04-21 10:52||   2023-04-21 10:52|| Front Page Top

11 Pols like her are not the problem.

The people who vote for pols like her are the problem.
Posted by M. Murcek 2023-04-21 10:56||   2023-04-21 10:56|| Front Page Top

12 NHTSA’s Crash Test Dummies

Posted by Skidmark 2023-04-21 11:16||   2023-04-21 11:16|| Front Page Top

13 Murcek I have to disagree. They are exactly the problem and in this day and time who really knows ,besides the SHIT that resides in Washington, if she really got any votes?
Posted by Chris 2023-04-21 12:00||   2023-04-21 12:00|| Front Page Top

14 Why? AOC wasn't available?
Posted by Mercutio 2023-04-21 13:55||   2023-04-21 13:55|| Front Page Top

15 His clan's turn to dip $20million $18million from the Infrastructure Bill's kitty.

Tits on a doll is infrastructure. Love how she's dressed like a chinese firework. The 3-D glasses from the box of Cocoa Puffs if just chef's kiss.
Posted by swksvolFF 2023-04-21 15:35||   2023-04-21 15:35|| Front Page Top

16 Why? AOC wasn't available?

You gonna sell tits on a doll for $20million you go A-List.

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-04-21 17:23||   2023-04-21 17:23|| Front Page Top

17 
Posted by swksvolFF 2023-04-21 19:52||   2023-04-21 19:52|| Front Page Top

18 Is Rosa DeLauro volunteering to be a crash test dummy?
She certainly qualifies as a dummy
Posted by Jan 2023-04-21 21:23||   2023-04-21 21:23|| Front Page Top

19 She is a crossbow short of being a Land of the Lost extra.
Posted by Super Hose 2023-04-21 21:33||   2023-04-21 21:33|| Front Page Top

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