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2020-04-21 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Michelle Obama can READ!

[FoxNews] Michelle Obama to read children's books on PBS amid coronavirus outbreak.

Playing Lady Bountiful, which is not her forté.

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Posted by Skidmark 2020-04-21 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1789 views ] Top

1 "Lil' Black Alinsky"?

Posted by Lex 2020-04-21 00:07|| 2020-04-21 00:07|| Front Page Top

2 @Lex LOL

Posted by Classer 2020-04-21 00:23|| 2020-04-21 00:23|| Front Page Top

3 Hoot!

Posted by Woodrow 2020-04-21 00:25|| 2020-04-21 00:25|| Front Page Top

4 I wonder if she'll read disgraced Bal'mer mayor Pugh's book:

"Prosecutors accused [Catherine] Pugh of earning nearly $800,000 from a self-published children's book series known as Healthy Holly that promoted exercise and nutritional eating though stories of an African American girl."

Posted by Clem 2020-04-21 00:28|| 2020-04-21 00:28|| Front Page Top

5 Once upon a time there was a little post-Pomo woke community organizer, and zis name was Lil' Black Alinsky.

And zis mother was called MaligNancy. And zis ~~sister~~ ~~brother~~ non-cisgendered post-racial post-queer nonhetero-normative sibling was called Big Mike.

And Big Mike made zim a beautiful little Red Coat, and a pair of beautiful little Blue Trousers. And MaligNancy went to the Bazaar and bought zim a beautiful Green Umbrella and a lovely little Pair of Purple Shoes with Crimson Soles and Crimson Linings.

And then wasn't Lil' Black Alinsky grand? So ze put on all zis Fine Clothes and went out for a walk in the Twitter. And by and by ze met an Orange Fascist (G-R-R-R-R!!!). And the Fascist said to zim, "Lil' Black Alinsky, Ima eat you up!"

And Lil' Black Alinsky said, "Oh! Please, Mr. Orange Fascist, don't eat me up, and I'll give you my beautiful little Red Coat."

So the Fascist said, "Very well, I won't eat you this time, but you must give me your beautiful little Red Coat." So the Orange Fascist got poor Lil' Black Alinsky's beautiful little Red Coat, and went away saying, "Now I'm the baddest O.M.F. on the Twitter."

And so it went, until Lil' Black Alinsky learned how to make the Orange Fascists live by their own rules!

But the Big Orange Fascist said, "What use would my rules be to you? I've got the presidency and you're reading fairy tales to genetically-inferior brain-damaged children while your nominee shits his trousers and gropes and slobbers all over little girls."

But Lil' Black Alinsky said, "Rayciss!"

"Be it so," said the Big Orange Fascist, "that's a very good idea. You can cry ~~rayciss~~ racist, and I won't eat you this time."

So the Big Orange Fascist got poor Lil' Black Alinsky's battleground-state electoral college votes, and then some. And he went away saying, "I'm YUGE!! Suck on it, ~~bitch~~ post-gendered dubiously-chromosomed homunculus!"

And by and by Lil' Black Alinsky met another Orange Fascist, and froze the target, and made it personal.

"You could tie a knot on your tail, and carry it that way," said Lil' Black Alinsky.
"So I could," said the O.F. "Give it to me and I won't eat you this time."

So Lil' Black Alinsky made it personal and froze the target and tied a knot in the O.F.'s tail.

Presently ze heard a horrible noise that sounded like "Gr-r-r-r-rrrrrrr," and it got louder and louder.

"Oh dear!" said Lil' Black Alinsky, "There are all the Orange Fascists coming back to eat me up! What shall I do?" So ze ran quickly to a palm-tree, and peeped round it to see what the matter was.

And there ze saw all the O.F.s fighting and disputing which of them was the grandest. And at last they all got so angry that they jumped up and took off all the fine clothes and began to shoot each other with their assault weapons and bite each other with their great big white supremacist teeth.

And they came, rolling and tumbling, right to the foot of the very tree where Lil' Black Alinsky was hiding, but he jumped quickly in behind the umbrella. As the O.F.s wrangled and scrambled, they found themselves in a ring around the tree.

Then, when the Orange Fascists were very wee and very far away, Lil' Black Alinsky jumped up and called out,

"Oh! Fascisti! [for ze was quite multicultural], why have you taken off all your nice clothes? Don't you want them any more?"

But the O.F.s only answered, "Gr-r-r-rrrrr!"

Lil' Black Alinsky said, "If you want them, say so, or I'll take them away." But the O.F.s would not let go of each others' tails, and so they could only say "Gr-r-r-rrrrrr!"

And the O.F.s were very, very bitter clingers, as ~~white~~ orange folk are wont to be, but still they would not let go of each others' tails. And they were so angry that they ran round the tree, trying to eat each other up, and they ran faster and faster till they were whirling round so fast that you couldn't see their legs at all.

And Lil' Black Alinsky persuaded Big Mike to take the nomination and put the nasty Big Orange Fascist inside some lovely melted organic small-batch butter!
When MaligNancy saw the melted butter, wasn't she pleased!

"Now," said she, "we'll all have pancakes for supper!"

"We'll all have pancakes for supper!" repeated Ol' Man Plugz.

And she and Lil' Black Alinsky made a huge big plate of most lovely pancakes.

And then they all sat down to supper. And Black Mumbo ate Twenty-seven pancakes, and Black Jumbo ate Fifty-five, but Little Black Sambo ate a Hundred and Sixty-nine, because he was so hungry.

Posted by Lex 2020-04-21 01:28|| 2020-04-21 01:28|| Front Page Top

6 How are her freezers?

Posted by Beau 2020-04-21 01:31|| 2020-04-21 01:31|| Front Page Top

7 Kinda cold to describe her privates that way.

Posted by Gromolet Craiting5425 2020-04-21 01:40|| 2020-04-21 01:40|| Front Page Top

8 #5 Mad genius.😂

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-04-21 08:15|| 2020-04-21 08:15|| Front Page Top

9 'Let the wookie read!'

Posted by Raj 2020-04-21 09:10|| 2020-04-21 09:10|| Front Page Top

10 I'd hate to think what Hillary has in her freezers.

Posted by DooDahMan 2020-04-21 09:28|| 2020-04-21 09:28|| Front Page Top

11 Moochal as Mr. Rogers? Maybe, according to Joan Rivers.

Posted by JohnQC 2020-04-21 11:22|| 2020-04-21 11:22|| Front Page Top

12 PBS, another free lefty way to reach the vital suburban women they will need for the Biden-Obama campaign. The Wookie is thinking hard about it and the. Biden comment today about her as a. VP makes it clear it is appealing to save his hopes of being President for a years or two. Polling data and the next month of WhuhanFlu recovery will determine if she jumps in or waits for 24 to be the lead. The wait endangers their legacy as the truth about the eight years of corrupt government and political destruction Obama engineered during his term. Letting these people get their hands on power again will truly mark the twilight of the American era.

Posted by NoMoreBS 2020-04-21 11:56|| 2020-04-21 11:56|| Front Page Top

13 'I'd take her in a heartbeat': Joe Biden says he would love to have Michelle Obama as his running mate - despite her insisting she has 'no intention of running for office, ever'

Posted by Skidmark 2020-04-21 15:14|| 2020-04-21 15:14|| Front Page Top

14 Congress finally set to enter the virtual age as Democrats push for proxy voting and committee hearings on video to get back to work during coronavirus crisis

Posted by Skidmark 2020-04-21 15:15|| 2020-04-21 15:15|| Front Page Top

15 Tom Hanks and his wife Rita Wilson join Michelle Obama's campaign to promote mail-in voting just days after Donald Trump said 'a lot of people use it to cheat'

Posted by Skidmark 2020-04-21 15:16|| 2020-04-21 15:16|| Front Page Top

16 Big Mike won't pass the ~~smell~~ sniff test.
Kinda musky

Posted by Lex 2020-04-21 17:07|| 2020-04-21 17:07|| Front Page Top

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