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2003-03-03 Fifth Column

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Posted by Steve 2003-03-03 10:05 am|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [11133 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 we decided there's not enough of us to make a decent fish fry cause of those "other" lying bastages......now that there is a very good chance we could get hurt in our new job as human shields (HEY WE COULD GET SHOT!!!) we quit and want someone to come get us because we are bla bla bla citizens.............got 2 words for ya......eat me.........couldn't resist.....and pretend I'm a big ole ham!!!!!!

Posted by Rocky 3/7/2003 2:26:28 AM|| 3/7/2003 2:26:28 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Losers. Stupid losers. Stupid BALL-LESS losers.

Have a nice trip, assholes.

Posted by mojo 2003-03-03 10:04:17|| 2003-03-03 10:04:17|| Front Page Top

#3 Somebody cue the soundtrack from "Monty Python's Holy Grail". You know, the one with Sir Robin's Minstrel. Start at the measure that begins with "He very bravely runs away..."

Posted by Ptah 2003-03-03 11:01:44|| 2003-03-03 11:01:44|| Front Page Top

#4 Ptah:

Here you go . . .

Brave Sir Robin ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.

Posted by Mike 2003-03-03 11:39:03|| 2003-03-03 11:39:03|| Front Page Top

#5 Hey, running away is for other countries. Brits don't run away, we "strategically withdraw".

See Afghanistan 1842, France 1940, etc.

Posted by A 2003-03-03 12:05:12|| 2003-03-03 12:05:12|| Front Page Top

#6 Thanks Mike! Strangely appropriate at this time, no?

Posted by Ptah 2003-03-03 21:18:50|| 2003-03-03 21:18:50|| Front Page Top

#7 You can't top the real-life comedy of the article's first sentence, but I did try. Cheers!

Posted by Bill 2003-03-03 21:32:15|| 2003-03-03 21:32:15|| Front Page Top

#8 "Safety fears"?????

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2003-03-03 21:57:40|| 2003-03-03 21:57:40|| Front Page Top

#9 we decided there's not enough of us to make a decent fish fry cause of those "other" lying bastages......now that there is a very good chance we could get hurt in our new job as human shields (HEY WE COULD GET SHOT!!!) we quit and want someone to come get us because we are bla bla bla citizens.............got 2 words for ya......eat me.........couldn't resist.....and pretend I'm a big ole ham!!!!!!

Posted by Rocky 2003-03-07 02:26:28|| 2003-03-07 02:26:28|| Front Page Top

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