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2026-07-17 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Missouri man gets trapped INSIDE porta-potty's waste tank forcing firefighters to stage grim rescue

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Posted by Skidmark 2026-07-17 05:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [310 views ] Top

1 Why Is Missouri Called the Show Me State?

Posted by Skidmark 2026-07-17 05:05|| 2026-07-17 05:05|| Front Page Top

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This port-a-potty type unit only has about a 50 gallon tank. This pervert had to put in some serious effort just to get in the tank.

Posted by NN2N1 2026-07-17 06:07|| 2026-07-17 06:07|| Front Page Top

3 Wacko was trapped in porta-potty tank for eight hours after trying to retrieve Mountain Dew

Posted by Skidmark 2026-07-17 08:39|| 2026-07-17 08:39|| Front Page Top

4 ...We're pretty much doomed as a civilization, aren't we?

Mike

Posted by MikeKozlowski 2026-07-17 08:51|| 2026-07-17 08:51|| Front Page Top

5 It's likely the moron has reproduced already, probably repeatedly.

Posted by Chantry 2026-07-17 09:48|| 2026-07-17 09:48|| Front Page Top

6 He's just getting shot before I deal with that mess.

Posted by chris 2026-07-17 11:06|| 2026-07-17 11:06|| Front Page Top

7 Only a POS would find themself in that situation...

Posted by Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2026-07-17 11:21|| 2026-07-17 11:21|| Front Page Top

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My condolences to the KC Fire Fighters for having to deal with this POS ☺.

Posted by NN2N1 2026-07-17 11:24|| 2026-07-17 11:24|| Front Page Top

9 He will try to sue somebody or try to appear on shows. No jury will award him cash for whatever stupidity he did.

Posted by Super Hose 2026-07-17 11:25|| 2026-07-17 11:25|| Front Page Top

10 Why Is Missouri Called the Show Me State?

"You show me yours and I'll show you mine"?

Posted by Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2026-07-17 11:26|| 2026-07-17 11:26|| Front Page Top

11 My advice to people on the subject is to just get a new cell phone.

Posted by Super Hose 2026-07-17 11:46|| 2026-07-17 11:46|| Front Page Top

12 8 hours in puts Mr. KCMO in the pan at 3:30 am.

I'm guessing it wasn't a soda or a phone which was dropped in.

Posted by swksvolFF 2026-07-17 12:29|| 2026-07-17 12:29|| Front Page Top

13 I remember a couple of months ago, a guy died when he went into a an outhouse pit to try and retrieve a pair of sunglasses...

Posted by HeavyG 2026-07-17 13:21|| 2026-07-17 13:21|| Front Page Top

14 I knew an old fellow who was attempting to retrieve a pair of eyeglasses from a farm field drainage pipe. He fell in head-first and was unable to climb out upside down. A very said story. It took weeks to finally find him. I think they eventually used dogs.

Posted by Besoeker 2026-07-17 14:04|| 2026-07-17 14:04|| Front Page Top

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