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2025-08-05 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Danish zoo calls for donations of pets to feed predators

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Posted by badanov 2025-08-05 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [183 views ] Top

#1 Using people’s beloved pets is just cruel.

Now, migrants ...

Posted by Skidmark 2025-08-05 00:40|| 2025-08-05 00:40|| Front Page Top

#2 "To feed me your pets might be cheaper,
But, Danes, vær så venlig, dig deeper
And humor my need
To eat something that's bleeding
By feeding me, kindly, that keeper."

[pours tea, relieved that the article only clumsily _implies_ vivisection] Though if any of you know for certain that _Danes,_ of all people, are slicing up sleeping lions for the edification of children, please pipe up!

Posted by Whitch Brown3248 2025-08-05 00:59|| 2025-08-05 00:59|| Front Page Top

#3 Well, there are all these small yappy dogs ...

Posted by Grom the Affective 2025-08-05 01:02|| 2025-08-05 01:02|| Front Page Top

#4 They're Danes, what do you expect?

Posted by Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2025-08-05 02:56|| 2025-08-05 02:56|| Front Page Top

#5 Watch fluffy zigzag about until Simba tires of the game. Now that would be a family outing that would come back up in weekly therapy for many years.

Posted by Super Hose 2025-08-05 06:48|| 2025-08-05 06:48|| Front Page Top

#6
Call when convicted murders, rapists and Pedophiles be donated.

Posted by NN2N1 2025-08-05 08:51|| 2025-08-05 08:51|| Front Page Top

#7 not pets... go with invasive species...

Posted by Mercutio 2025-08-05 08:53|| 2025-08-05 08:53|| Front Page Top

#8 Call when convicted murders, rapists and Pedophiles be donated.

Rome had a spectator sport for that. Showed remarkable success in deterring future repeat offensives.

Posted by Procopius2k 2025-08-05 10:28|| 2025-08-05 10:28|| Front Page Top

#9 How about Congress Critters?

Posted by alanc 2025-08-05 11:24|| 2025-08-05 11:24|| Front Page Top

#10 I'm getting Confiscate the Farms vibes.

Posted by swksvolFF 2025-08-05 12:25|| 2025-08-05 12:25|| Front Page Top

#11 Thinking the same thing P2K. PPV for rapists and pedos to be fed to the lions.

Posted by DarthVader 2025-08-05 13:39|| 2025-08-05 13:39|| Front Page Top

#12 Danes sure are odd ducks...Hey!

Posted by Cured Romantic 2025-08-05 18:23|| 2025-08-05 18:23|| Front Page Top

#13 Just let the predators roam free and they can find their own pet snacks. They have spent millions of years evolving to do just that. Do note that some of them will eat monkeys and other large primates, so if you have a lot of pedestrians or large homeless populations, there may be knock-on effects.

Posted by SteveS 2025-08-05 21:28|| 2025-08-05 21:28|| Front Page Top

#14 yappy dogs

Our boat finds its way through the reef
Round the island where David O'Keefe
Once crowned himself king--
"Though there's nary a thing
That's still standing," sighs Time, the rai thief.

Posted by Knuckles Shavise7039 2025-08-05 23:58|| 2025-08-05 23:58|| Front Page Top

#15 Bare and level sand, wot.

Posted by Knuckles Shavise7039 2025-08-05 23:59|| 2025-08-05 23:59|| Front Page Top

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