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2022-10-05 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Man jumps in river to escape charging elephant… and loses an arm and a leg in crocodile attack

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Posted by Skidmark 2022-10-05 00:11|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1749 views ] Top

1 Some days, it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.

Posted by DooDahMan 2022-10-05 05:43|| 2022-10-05 05:43|| Front Page Top

2 Frying pan, fire.

Posted by Skidmark 2022-10-05 05:55|| 2022-10-05 05:55|| Front Page Top

3 I hereby resolve to stop bitc*ing about my gout.

Posted by Besoeker 2022-10-05 06:09|| 2022-10-05 06:09|| Front Page Top

4 ^ Tart Cherry Extract, works for me.

Crocodile? Not so much

Posted by Frank G 2022-10-05 06:52|| 2022-10-05 06:52|| Front Page Top

5

Murphy got up with this guy.
What next, a hospital screw-up?

Posted by NN2N1 2022-10-05 07:36|| 2022-10-05 07:36|| Front Page Top

6 Afterwards an elephant and a crocodile were seen high fiving their team work.

Posted by AlanC 2022-10-05 09:31|| 2022-10-05 09:31|| Front Page Top

7 But at least he didn’t die of COVID

Posted by Thank you Brandon 2022-10-05 09:49|| 2022-10-05 09:49|| Front Page Top

8 This guy was apparently messing around with Mrs Murphy...

Posted by Heavy G 2022-10-05 11:49|| 2022-10-05 11:49|| Front Page Top

Posted by Dron66046 2022-10-05 11:56|| 2022-10-05 11:56|| Front Page Top

10 This is like the maiming version of those Final Destination movies. You escape being maimed by the elephant and you get maimed by the croc.

Posted by ruprecht 2022-10-05 12:03|| 2022-10-05 12:03|| Front Page Top

11 Fly, windshield?

Posted by DooDahMan 2022-10-05 16:37|| 2022-10-05 16:37|| Front Page Top

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