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2018-04-30 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Oregonian confesses to using bucket to conduct improper relations with Ellie

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Posted by Besoeker 2018-04-30 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1744 views ] Top

1 What’s a farm boy to do?

Posted by Kofi Hatfield1579 2018-04-30 00:10|| 2018-04-30 00:10|| Front Page Top

2 The funniest thing was he picked the ugliest one!

Posted by gorb 2018-04-30 02:04|| 2018-04-30 02:04|| Front Page Top

3 Now Ellie is a #MeToo member?

Posted by Ulaigum Ebbineng7056 2018-04-30 03:22|| 2018-04-30 03:22|| Front Page Top

4 Mr. Duyck has a rather inflated sense of his manhood.

Posted by Tholurong Jones1532 2018-04-30 04:59|| 2018-04-30 04:59|| Front Page Top

5 He wouldn't go for the goat, he knew she f*cked dirty foreigners...

Posted by M. Murcek 2018-04-30 05:50|| 2018-04-30 05:50|| Front Page Top

6 She never wears her blinders and sleigh bells in the stall. We knew something was amiss.

Posted by Besoeker 2018-04-30 06:44|| 2018-04-30 06:44|| Front Page Top

7 Once you go black mare, you never go back.

Posted by Raj 2018-04-30 06:53|| 2018-04-30 06:53|| Front Page Top

8 Now, you all are having way too much fun with this one. Take a breath and go look at the dirty politicians articles.

Posted by Mercutio 2018-04-30 08:18|| 2018-04-30 08:18|| Front Page Top

9 Trump will be blamed sometime this afternoon.

Posted by Besoeker 2018-04-30 08:58|| 2018-04-30 08:58|| Front Page Top

10 Trump will be blamed sometime this afternoon.

Ding! Ding! DING! Not even snarky and still a snark-o-the day front runner, with Trenchancy oak leaf cluster...

Posted by M. Murcek 2018-04-30 09:17|| 2018-04-30 09:17|| Front Page Top

11 And what about the bucket? We all know miscreants are not responsible for their acts, it's the eeeeevil inanimate object's fault. Ban buckets!

Posted by M. Murcek 2018-04-30 09:20|| 2018-04-30 09:20|| Front Page Top

12 Aggravated animal abuse if he was using the horse crop.

Posted by gorb 2018-04-30 10:29|| 2018-04-30 10:29|| Front Page Top

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