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2008-05-12 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Don't Take A BB Gun To A Shotgun Fight At A Donut Shop

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Posted by Anonymoose 2008-05-12 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1731 views ] Top

1 Lane had an extensive criminal history

Not anymore, man! God, it's so good to live in Texas!

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839">AlmostAnonymous5839 2008-05-12 00:16|| 2008-05-12 00:16|| Front Page Top

2 I was expecting some donut/cop snark, but no...

The perp's mugshot is at the link. Looks to me like he needed killin'. Don't mess with Texas.

Posted by Scooter McGruder 2008-05-12 00:18|| 2008-05-12 00:18|| Front Page Top

3 Well geez, Scooter, how can we have cop/donut snark -- the one time you need a cop at a donut shoppe they're nowhere to be found ...

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2008-05-12 00:41|| 2008-05-12 00:41|| Front Page Top

4 Heck of a good neighbor: he put his life on the line for her. Good work, Stanley.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2008-05-12 01:40|| 2008-05-12 01:40|| Front Page Top

5 I think a darwin award is appropriate for a criminal who points a BB gun rifle at a guy holding a shot-gun.

Posted by Sninert Black9312 2008-05-12 04:03|| 2008-05-12 04:03|| Front Page Top

6 I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm damned glad whenever I hear about one of these scum being killed. Far better for society that the perp gets killed in the act than have him enter the revolving-door justice system, do a few years (at most) in post-graduate criminal training, and then be released with greater skills and fewer inhibitions to prey on more innocent victims. Very well done, Stanley. I wish there were more people like you.

Posted by Thaimble Scourge of the Pixies4707 2008-05-12 05:26|| 2008-05-12 05:26|| Front Page Top

7 Another triumph for the progressives.

What, you don't see it?

He used a BB gun because he couldn't get a permit for a .357 magnum.

The death, however, should not have happened had the neighbor simply called 911 and not interfered.

Waitaminute! Maybe BB guns should be licensed!

Posted by Progressive Bobby 2008-05-12 06:13|| 2008-05-12 06:13|| Front Page Top

8 "We have orders that have to be delivered,"

Immigrants are a big part of what makes America great. We should always have room for people like Chong Im.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2008-05-12 07:20|| 2008-05-12 07:20|| Front Page Top

9 Livingston....? Good solid Scottish name as I recall.

Posted by Besoeker 2008-05-12 07:43|| 2008-05-12 07:43|| Front Page Top

10 Saw a bumper sticker in Oklahoma the other day:
"Fight Crime - shoot back"

Posted by swksvolFF 2008-05-12 10:59|| 2008-05-12 10:59|| Front Page Top

11 What a loser, who robs a doughnut store?

Posted by bigjim-ky 2008-05-12 11:19|| 2008-05-12 11:19|| Front Page Top

12 The robber went looking for some Jam, but all he got was a hole in the middle.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2008-05-12 11:27|| 2008-05-12 11:27|| Front Page Top

13 What a loser, who robs a doughnut store?

Cops

Posted by JFM">JFM 2008-05-12 11:29|| 2008-05-12 11:29|| Front Page Top

14 Okay, you kill me I'm going to heaven. You go to jail.

AHAHAHAHA!!! That is one good lady and her and her neighbor are damn fine Americans.

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2008-05-12 13:05|| 2008-05-12 13:05|| Front Page Top

15 Progressive Bobby, BB guns are unlawful in Massachusetts.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2008-05-12 19:41|| 2008-05-12 19:41|| Front Page Top

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