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2007-11-13 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Gleack Glaimble1570 2007-11-13 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1740 views ] Top

1 "As God is my witness, I thought hippies could fly!"

Posted by Thromose Sforza9635 2007-11-13 06:07|| 2007-11-13 06:07|| Front Page Top

2 What a turkey.

Posted by ed 2007-11-13 08:27|| 2007-11-13 08:27|| Front Page Top

3 Must have had some really good stuff...

He thought he was connected to a traverse line but he was mistaken.

"I hopped off the branch and went sailing," he said.

Was that proceeded by a "Here, hold my bong..."?

... he believes the accident would not have happened if the university had not put up a fence around the grove.

"What the University is doing to attempt to push us out is not safe and safety is first," he said.

What a fence around a tree has to do with him being too stoned to attach a traverse line? I guess only his bong knows for sure...

Posted by CrazyFool 2007-11-13 09:00|| 2007-11-13 09:00|| Front Page Top

4 I'da paid to see this...

Posted by tu3031 2007-11-13 12:08|| 2007-11-13 12:08|| Front Page Top

5 Iffn the idjit haddena been up there he wunta fell. Bugwit.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2007-11-13 14:05|| 2007-11-13 14:05|| Front Page Top

6 Your Own Personal Injury lawyer is standing by now, please call......

Posted by USN,Ret. 2007-11-13 14:35|| 2007-11-13 14:35|| Front Page Top

7 Thromose, It must be true that great minds think alike

Posted by Chedderhead 2007-11-13 15:21|| 2007-11-13 15:21|| Front Page Top

8 Dart 'em, bag 'em and stick 'em in the "primates" section of the Oakland Zoo.

Posted by mojo">mojo 2007-11-13 15:42|| 2007-11-13 15:42|| Front Page Top

9 Just cut the damn trees down. If the hippies are still in them, oh well.

Posted by Rambler">Rambler 2007-11-13 16:00|| 2007-11-13 16:00|| Front Page Top

10 Took the words right outta my keyboard there, Thromose (#1).

Posted by Mike 2007-11-13 17:37|| 2007-11-13 17:37|| Front Page Top

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