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2007-01-16 Caribbean-Latin America
Castro reportedly in grave condition
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Posted by Steve White 2007-01-16 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1744 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

1 Waitasec! When ya sez Castro's in a grave condition, do ya mean he's in a grave? Or in a gravely sickly way? Quit playing with my mind here!

Whataya mean read the article! Oh.
Posted by Almost Anonymous5839">Almost Anonymous5839  2007-01-16 00:18||   2007-01-16 00:18|| Front Page Top

2 Is he daid yet?...

Hugo, Daniel, and their pinky brothers in Bolivia, and Ecuador had better buckle up... Without Godfather Fidel, it'll be a bumpy ride....
Posted by BigEd 2007-01-16 00:28||   2007-01-16 00:28|| Front Page Top

3 Castro...will eventually return to public life...

...stuffed & mounted just like Lenin.
Posted by PBMcL 2007-01-16 00:40||   2007-01-16 00:40|| Front Page Top

4 Oh, the horizontal humanity.
Posted by gorb 2007-01-16 03:14||   2007-01-16 03:14|| Front Page Top

5 
Castro reportedly in grave condition

lawsy I take it that Castro's tummy is a pocket of pus and festering boils then.

10ยข he's got an archipelago of erupting fistulas from head to toe.

>: that's gonna fu&k up baseball season with jimmauh [i hate jooos] C. this year.

Posted by RD 2007-01-16 03:41||   2007-01-16 03:41|| Front Page Top

6 but if it's very widespread, or if abscesses form, or if the bacteria are multi-drug resistant then you have the best case scenario.

There, fixed it for you.
Posted by phil_b 2007-01-16 03:44||   2007-01-16 03:44|| Front Page Top

7 ... in grave condition. Does that mean Castro's ready for interment? Score 1 for the headline writer.
Posted by GK 2007-01-16 04:10||   2007-01-16 04:10|| Front Page Top

8 He's a casket case.
Posted by gromgoru 2007-01-16 04:49||   2007-01-16 04:49|| Front Page Top

9 Sepsis for the win!!
Posted by gromky 2007-01-16 05:12||   2007-01-16 05:12|| Front Page Top

10 Those of you who have been praying for sepsis...prayer works!
Posted by Spot">Spot  2007-01-16 06:18||   2007-01-16 06:18|| Front Page Top

11 . . .it's very widespread, . . . abscesses form, . . . the bacteria are multi-drug resistant . . .

Faster, please.
Posted by Mike 2007-01-16 06:24||   2007-01-16 06:24|| Front Page Top

12 I look forward to a four word headline.
Posted by Nimble Spemble 2007-01-16 06:46||   2007-01-16 06:46|| Front Page Top

13 I look forward to a four word headline.

Fidel Castro Reported "Stable"
Posted by Steve">Steve  2007-01-16 09:20||   2007-01-16 09:20|| Front Page Top

14 So... he is still dead.
Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader  2007-01-16 10:12||   2007-01-16 10:12|| Front Page Top

15 I bet after he goes Florida gets drunk for a week.
Posted by Cyber Sarge 2007-01-16 10:38||   2007-01-16 10:38|| Front Page Top

16 According to this article on MSNBC, the ol' bastard had seven operations in one day because of stitching problems, and three failed operations for diverticulitis. I don't know much about medicine, but, ooooh, that can't be good.

Next headline: "South Florida Experiences Acute Rum Shortage in Wake of Castro's Passing; Hollywood Appalled"
Posted by Swamp Blondie 2007-01-16 10:44|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]">[ http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]  2007-01-16 10:44|| Front Page Top

17 C'Mon DIE, you old BASTARD!

The boys are a-waitin for LUNCH!
Posted by BigEd 2007-01-16 11:24||   2007-01-16 11:24|| Front Page Top

18 Apparently in this worker's paradise with its fabled high quality medical care they couldn't find a Cuban doctor able to treat diverticulitus.

Posted by mhw 2007-01-16 12:09|| http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/]">[http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/]  2007-01-16 12:09|| Front Page Top

19 Score another one for the free health care system.
Posted by Phineter Thraviger 2007-01-16 12:09||   2007-01-16 12:09|| Front Page Top

20 How soon after he becomes "STABLE like FRANCO" will we be able to wheel and deal over all those antique cars in Cuba?

Posted by 3dc 2007-01-16 14:23||   2007-01-16 14:23|| Front Page Top

21 3dc: get those cars quick before they become northbound amphibians.
Posted by USN, Ret. 2007-01-16 14:30||   2007-01-16 14:30|| Front Page Top

22 Patience, patience!

Remember, every day from last summer on out, he's been suffering.
Posted by Fred 2007-01-16 15:05||   2007-01-16 15:05|| Front Page Top

23 It's almost like you have a heart, Fred.

Well, almost.
Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious  2007-01-16 15:12||   2007-01-16 15:12|| Front Page Top

24 yeah, As ducks they are not original and lose most of their value..
Posted by 3dc 2007-01-16 15:23||   2007-01-16 15:23|| Front Page Top

25 Might be more fun if he goes chronic, but lingers on long enough to watch Cuba open up.
Posted by Threreng Snesing9973 2007-01-16 19:38||   2007-01-16 19:38|| Front Page Top

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