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2005-02-24 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Man Can Sue Woman For Sperm Theft Distress

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Posted by Fred 2005-02-24 1:32:59 PM|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [11134 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 ROFLMAO!!!

Bravo, Fred!

5 out of 5 Stars!!!

I'd add a Coffee Alert, but it'd be too late!

Posted by .com 2005-02-24 2:36:20 PM|| 2005-02-24 2:36:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 This is getting blown out of proportion...

Posted by Raj 2005-02-24 2:56:16 PM|| 2005-02-24 2:56:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Why didn't I think of that?

Posted by Monica Lewinski 2005-02-24 2:58:08 PM|| 2005-02-24 2:58:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 This whole story is somewhat anticlimactic.

Posted by BH 2005-02-24 3:27:18 PM|| 2005-02-24 3:27:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 *Ptui*

Posted by Frank G 2005-02-24 3:54:56 PM|| 2005-02-24 3:54:56 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Nah, I won't post a pic. Nope. Not gonna do it.

Posted by .com 2005-02-24 6:29:31 PM|| 2005-02-24 6:29:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 ...but you really, REALLY want to, don't you?

Posted by Dave D. 2005-02-24 7:02:51 PM|| 2005-02-24 7:02:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Read me like a book, bro, lol!

Posted by .com 2005-02-24 7:09:29 PM|| 2005-02-24 7:09:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 lol - I was waiting

Posted by Frank G 2005-02-24 7:16:44 PM|| 2005-02-24 7:16:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Okay, but nobody else can look. The Honor System is in effect.

NSFW cuz W is FoW.

Posted by .com 2005-02-24 7:23:17 PM|| 2005-02-24 7:23:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Thanks, I needed that.

Posted by Mrs. Davis 2005-02-24 7:48:37 PM|| 2005-02-24 7:48:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Didn't like it?

Posted by .com 2005-02-24 8:09:50 PM|| 2005-02-24 8:09:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 a picture is worth a mouthful...or something like that

Posted by Frank G 2005-02-24 8:14:01 PM|| 2005-02-24 8:14:01 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."

Wow, that sucks....

Posted by Pappy 2005-02-24 8:14:36 PM|| 2005-02-24 8:14:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 These people are both Doctors? WTF? Don't let either of them near me.

.com I peeked. I think I know her but she used to have a different hair color.

Posted by FlameBait 2005-02-24 10:41:11 PM|| [http://www.slhess.com] 2005-02-24 10:41:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 "I peeked"

Heh, if you didn't I'd be worried about you!

James Thurber, the deceased cartoonist for the New Yorker, told a story about when he was a kid. There was this "club" and, of course, all the kids in the neighborhood wanted to belong. The initiation ritual was to tell the prospect to sit in the corner of their treehouse / clubhouse for 5 minutes and "absolutely, do not think of a white bear", heh. At the end of the 5 minutes they asked you if you had thought of a white bear, even once. If you said "No" you were in. If you said "Yes" you were out.

It was a Liar's Club, of course.

Posted by .com 2005-02-24 10:55:51 PM|| 2005-02-24 10:55:51 PM|| Front Page Top

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